Ok Time To Lock The Fuck In *opens Discord* Ok Time To Lock The Fuck In *opens Tumblr* Ok Time To Lock

so… is this, like… all must apply or at least one must apply?

reblog if:

- you’re dead

- heard the news that you’re dead

- no one had much nice to say

- they never really liked you anyway

- taken from a hospital bed

- think its grand to take a pistol by the hand

- think its great to be dead

I love drawing shitty illi mcmillin art when im in social situations I don't wanna be in

request granted. this is some gorgeous art. 10/10.

REDRAW OF MR CHEESE!! :D

First image of him

om nom. thanks for the star fruit.

“wait so you actually overdosed yesterday????”

Crimes.

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I aspire to be this petty. 😭

if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it. 

All jokes aside, it's possible that JD Vance killed the pope.

When an elderly person comes down with a serious illness, for the sake of their recovery, indeed their survival, they are supposed to avoid anything that may strain their weakened systems.

They are meant to avoid stress.

Which is probably at least part of the reason why Pope Francis sent his second to speak to JD Vance instead of doing it himself.

And Then... JD VANCE INSISTED TO SPEAK TO THE POPE HIMSELF.

Knowing that the pope was still recovering from PNEUMONIA at his advanced age.

Still, like an entitled american, he demanded to speak to the pope himself. Despite having been met by his political equal in status, it wasn't good enough for JD Vance.

It just might have been the final straw for an elderly man who was fighting off a serious infection to have to take the time out of his already busy schedule.

The complete lack of empathy that JD Vance brought to the Vatican, that he had already been scolded for by the leadership of the religion he claims to follow, can very easily be considered a contributing factor at the very least.

It's not a stretch to theorize the pope might have survived had JD Vance not come calling.

The jokes are funny and all... but...