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I desperately need more Boyf Riends comics or art PLEASE 🙏🏼

(BTW I turned on notifications so I get notified whenever u post ❤️❤️❤️)

Thanks I’m flattered lol

And here’s the boyfs for ya

lord the peasants are so loud today

UK doesn't really have poison control but please call 999!

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

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this is quite possibly the softest picture in existence

christine with a kitty cat >>>

christine and her stupid cat.... his name is lio but michael calls him fatass and jeremy calls him garfield

friendly reminder that normal is a myth. everyone has issues they're dealing with. and there's a place you need to go, where you belong. where the things that make you different, are the things that make you special. special like your father, yes percy you are special. like food the colour blue, all the things that make you you, are the things that will make you strong. so be strong 🫶🫶

Do you happen to have any Jake headcanons, thoughts, art, or whatever to spare??? Trying to cause a surge in Jake content for myself because I love him!!

HELL YES

I LOVE MY BOY JAKE, HE DESERVES THE WHOLE WORLD!!!

Here aare some headcanons :D

He's half North American, half Australian.

A pansexual icon, tho he doesn't really care about labels.

He needs to use a wheelchair - he can still stand up and walk on good days, but the fire + his squip kind of fucked up his legs.

Christine, Rich and him customized his wheelchair with funky stickers that glow in the dark.

Still thinks his parents are good people and looks up to them (they are really shitty parents, even if he can't see it).

After Michael told his mom's about Jake living in a crappy motel, they offered him a room in their house.

Michael and Jake are brothers now, your honor. Like, he's a Mell now, they have adopted him, they are a family now, even if at first they were kind of awkward around the other.

He's clearly talented with music, though he doesn't really see it and doesn't do anything with it.

Plays the violin since he was twelve, though he abandoned it after a few years. He still likes to play it when he's bored.

He's in his highschool choir with Brooke. He's a really good singer.

His flirting skills are so lame, but somehow they work??? Like, with Christine - he can say the most pathetic things ever and still sound really charming? Tho I fear that's just canon.

Big fun of Y2k/2010's white girl music, like Kate Perry, Miley Cirus, Kesha, Avril Lavigne...

A sitcom enjoyer - he probably likes them a little too much, especially the ones that revolve around families (The Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Modern Family, Full House...), mostly because his parents were never around that much, so he ended up attaching himself to the families he saw on TV.

When he was younger, he used to be love Adventure Time! It's kind of his comfort show now, because of how nostalgic it makes him feel.

Severely allergic to dogs, which is so fucking depressing because he wants to hug them SO BAD. He's such a dog person. His squip is obviously Air Buddy.

He's also lactose intolerant and Chloe likes to make fun of him for it.

He has watched High School Musical at least 20 times. (Had a crush on both Troy and Gabriella lmao)

He had a goldfish when he was six, called Finn. It died after two months because his dad accidently broke the fishbowl and didn't care enough to buy a new one so he just... flushed it? Yeah, that emotionally scarred Jake for life.

GIFTED KID BURNOUT GOES BRR

He's always trying new things out so he can have his mind occupied and just... stop thinking about everything wrong with his life.

He really cares about Chloe, and he genuinely likes her, the problem is they are so toxic as a couple and neither of them are in the right headspace for a relationship. They don't usually bring out the best of the other. Problem is they don't see it, so they keep running into eachother because they have some attachment issues they'd need to work on separately before engaging in such relationship. It's a closed cycle, I fear. I'd really like to talk more about them bc their relationship is so interesting.

Richjake. That's it that's the headcanon. I just think they're neat.

Goes iice-skating with Christine every winter.

I just KNOW he loves Sweater Weather.

I'd have to write a whole essay (or a fanfic) on why I think he engages in substance abuse, specially after his parents left.

Has a bit of religious trauma I JUST KNOW.

Brooke, Michael and him celebrate movie night at least twice a month.

He's dyslexic and enjoys reading but usually struggles to concentrate, so that's why he prefers audiobooks. He usually listens to them when he's going for a run or clinking his room. He also listens to them when he goes to sleep because he can't sleep with no noise.

Christine turned him into a theater kid. His favorite musical is Legally Blonde, and is the only peace of media that will make him cry.

I wished I could show some fanart, especially one I have where Jake and Rich are standing inside a closet and the thingy from Episode appears with the "So this is seven minutes in heaven?" and they give you the options of "MAKE OUT?!?!?!" and "Strangle him with a coat hanger". I love that fanart, but it's in the sketchbook I share with my bestie and he currently has 👊😔

Christine~

Here's a digital ver. of the traditional drawing, edited some things! :3

Very adorable 🥰🥰🥰

Brooke joins the gang!! We’re halfway through!!

Art alone under the cut <3

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