I Got Carrot Cake For My Birthday After A Few Days Of Begging. 🥰

(i cant)

i hate living in texas and having to take these fuck ass STAAR tests that should only take 4 hours, but sometimes dont because kids need the whole day apparently.

caesar flickerman: and- finnick, you’re only 14. how do you plan on winning the games?

14 year old finnick: wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy?

caesar: *looking around* where are your mentors? you know what, never mind, kids sketchy. give it up for finnick odair!

hey, i’m alana! my favorite color is purple. my pronouns are she/her. my MBTI is INFP. i’m a ravenclaw and cabin 6 girl. i love little women, alice in wonderland, the wizard of oz, miss peregrines home for peculiar children, coraline, dead poets society and the breakfast club. i’m a figure skater, but not at the pro level. my favorite artists are olivia rodrigo, fiona apple, lana del rey, phoebe bridgers, and cigarettes after sex but i also listen to a lot of classical music. i am a march aries. i can speak the tiniest bit of spanish, french, and italian, but not very well.

1. i think i would be a wolf because ive loved them ever since i was little, and when i was younger i would pretend to be a wolf and howl at the full moons. 🥲

2. maybe some sweatpants and just a random band tee or black shirt? idk really

3. id love to be a mermaid because i love being in the water and mermaids are just so beautiful.

4. i don’t really have a style tbh, i wear what i find appealing and cute, but i dress in like a 60’s/70’s-ish style.

5. neither because milk makes me want throw up, but if i had to choose… plant-based.

6. cereal, of course.

7. maybe poison, but in a princess bride style where westley tricks vizzini into drinking the wrong one. (idk, i try not to think about this much because i believe i have ocd and i have constant thoughts about accidentally and impulsively killing people in my vicinity, but i would never do it.)

tags: @cattleqtie @juliebadoobee i don’t have many mutuals sorry 😓

yk what I'll also do this get to know your mutuals cuz I thought bout it for a bit and I think I have to or I'll explode

get to know your mutuals♡

if you could be any animal which one would you choose to be? (can be fictional) (and you can explain why if you want to)

what would you choose when you're in a hurry and have nothing to wear?

are you a witch, vampire, fairy, dryad, siren or a mermaid and why do you think so?

what is your style?

regular milk or plant based milk?

which one do you put first milk or cereal?

fav way to kill someone? (idgaf if you never thought of it now you have to think of something and make it at least a bit cool I'm begging)

and I'll go first cuz I can

girl I wrote kinda a lot in these answers but I just had to brag about my fav way of killing people🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ and okay maybe it's kinda stupid that I'm also doing this game even tho I made it for others but who cares?

I can't choose but either a phoenix or a wolf cuz the allegory of both of these animals absolutely stole my heart

anything in my wardrobe that looks good (and it's almost always not adequate for the cold weather, I literally can wear a mini skirt when it's like 2°C outside and there are times when I am wearing a mini skirt and a crop top when it is 0°C and even when it was -3°C I don't care)

something in between vampire and a dryad cuz I feel like I would be a good vampire I don't know how to describe it but I just know and that's it and also a dryad cuz when I think of them they give me rather a messy and chaotic vibe which is def how I act and overall express myself so I'd say that I'm sometimes both sometimes one and sometimes the other

I'm goth so my style is overall gothic and / or cunty

regular but only 1,5% fat

CEREAL

sooo this is my fav way, first - pepper spray in the face so they can't see and therefore they can't run away, second - start scratching their legs with a pocket knife as hard as possible and try to find an aorta and cut there (making it even harder to run away), third - stick the same knife into all of their fingers (why not), fourth - knock out their teeth with a knuckle duster and finally - when they open their mouth trying to catch a breath from the blood and saliva running into their throat pour fluoroantimonic acid into their mouth and it's done! and I'll add that fluoroantimonic acid is called the most corrosive acid in the world ans if it touches the skin it causes huge damage and if poured into someones throat it'll burn the insides and kill. I think I'm really creative cuz I came up with this when I was writing one of my books and now I'm obsessed

tags: @n1eprzytomnadesperacja @niketas-s @r4tkisses @dawkacynizmu @gothicm0rph @slowacki006

and with question 7 rn I'm mostly thinking about one bbg ( @dawkacynizmu I'm looking at you ) cuz a bit after I came up with this question I thought that you might have an interesting answer

padme hearing anakin confess how he practically wants a dictatorship and STILL thinking she can fix him is so real.

chat, sleeping naked is actually so freeing omg - idk if this is tmi but wtv

i may hate school, but you will never see me failing a class.