FATALITY

me waking up: today is so calm… ohh ahh so sleepy… maybe ill turn on the game… honk shmimimi… lazy couch bound baseball day…

baseball:

YES i would recommend this to EVERYONE it makes stuff feel even a bit more bearable when there’s something to look forward to!!

the secret to life is always having something to look forward to

oh to be the guy in charge of deciding what to broadcast on mlb network during the offseason

this was originally written in a reblog but i decided it needed its own post

literally begging everyone to watch an interview given by baby lance, whether it be 11 year old ferrari junior lance or 18 year old williams rookie lance and understand that he wasn’t always this way, always this reserved and closed off and unexpressive. the media has beaten him black and blue and scrutinised every little thing he says and used any excuse they can to say that he is clearly a spoilt brat who will never amount to anything.

he gives them nothing because they can't make anything out of nothing. but of course they do it anyway, they make him out to be someone who thinks he's 'above it all' 'tired of the sport' 'entitled little shit' when in reality he loves F1 with all he has and hides himself in a protective shell of quiet indifference to try to avoid media scrutinisation.

mark webber once said (in his book) that fernando alonso was a very shy and reserved person in reality. yet when he teamed up with lance, he took on the brunt of the media duties specifically because he knew lance struggled with them.

lance isn't spoilt, entitled, or bored of f1 because he doesn’t express much in press conferences. he's simply incredibly introverted and has been worn down over the years by the constant scrutinisation he has been subjected to by the media.

idiot got cum on the ball. rookie mistake honestly

the trademark lance stroll 🤙 like ok canada boy catch some waves we see u

if you sprinkle when you tinkle please be neat and wipe the seat bro 💀🙏

if yuki doesn’t get the red bull seat FOR HIS HOME RACE i will cry

I'm gonna cry why does it look like he's being microwaved

on the hunt for queer baseball fans

bc i have NO ONE to talk to about it and it makes me sad. all the baseball ppl i know r like straight guys and theres nothing wrong w that but. mlb tumblr has the exact vibes i'm searching for so i think i'll just live here now if that's ok with everyone