He's Free Now

If self aware AI characters were integrated into the real world and had day jobs

he'll scratch ya!

silly evil guys

I don't know anything about basketball.

I have a mouth and I must scream, but screaming will make things really socially awkward so I'm not going to do that right now; I'll wait til I get home, but then I don't have to scream because I'm at home. So I'll just not scream thank you.

mons with weapons

Pokemon Hanafuda

Imagine being the last owner of Hanako, that 226 year old Japanese koi that was spawned in 1751 and died in 1977. A fish that outlived 7 emperors. A fish that survived the Second World War. And she dies in your care. I would never recover.

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