Finally Someone Does This Reference!!! 🤩😍😍😍🤣🤣🤣

Fear of flying, Daniel Gebhart de Koekkoek

This didn’t come out how I wanted it to 😐

There are only two kinds of people in this world, the ones who love Kala/Wolfgang/Rajan and the others who just don’t get the point of sense8. So others, please just get on the damn helicopter with Whispers. And if your argument is:

1. it was underdeveloped, they had 2.5 hours to condense 3 seasons. So, fill in your own damn gaps. the writing was tight af with the plots they had to wrap up.

2. “they didn’t talk about it”: I’m sorry, they asked Rajan who clearly said yes (also please the interactions b/w Wolfgang and Rajan without Kala were SO telling.)

Kala and Wolfgang don’t need words, they are already each other.

3. “it was an unhappy marriage”: No it was not. Kala has always cared about Rajan but never loved him. She learned to love because of Wolfie and that love extended to her husband Rajan, who clearly supports her.

4. If you think they deserved “better”, I pity your sad brain that has been conditioned to think that when one person loves two people, it’s a love triangle. Get over your damn pissing contests.

5. You realise, this Indian woman just chose to be in love with two people. Like Bug says, there are no rules. Do you understand the significance of that for Kala and by extension, women like me?

How to make a 紫砂壶 zishahu (Chinese boccaro teapot/ Yixing clay teapot)

cr: 拾七紫砂

source: twitter

this one has the ending!

Condoms Are For Everyone

Condoms were originally designed to cover the penis. But if you don’t have a penis, and neither does your partner, condoms are still your friend. Here’s why condoms should be a part of your sex life.

1. Condoms turn into dental dams lickety split.

First of all, yes, you CAN get an STD from having unprotected oral sex. A dental dam is a barrier that covers your vulva to protect you and your partner from STDs when you’re going downtown. You can turn a regular old condom into one of these magic tools with little-to-no crafting skills. All you need is a pair of scissors. Check out our tutorial and start having safer oral sex.

2. Condoms keep your favorite sex toys neat and clean.

It’s possible to transmit an STD by passing a sex toy back and forth during sex. Luckily, condoms make great covers for dildos, vibrators, and plugs. Put a new condom on every time you or your partner use a toy.

3. You can wear a condom like a glove for safer fingering.

Covering up your hands during manual sex (fingering/fisting/whatever you’re into) can keep bacteria out of your partner’s vagina or anus and prevent cuts from your fingernails. Condoms or latex gloves both work, but condoms get bonus points for already being lubed up.

And there you have it: Safer sex and STD testing are super important no matter who you have sex with. So visit your nearest Planned Parenthood health center for info, testing, and a big pile of condoms.

-Emily at Planned Parenthood

This will never not be funny…

Can it be more self explanatory?

“Describe your cat in one picture" 

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