So. If You’re Ever Confused, Think Of Sexualities Like This:

So. If you’re ever confused, think of sexualities like this:

In a classroom, the majority of students use pencils. These represent straight people.

Some people, however, prefer pens over pencils. For the purpose of this metaphor, the students who use pens represent gay people.

Some students will use both pens and pencils, but often prefer one over the other, hence being bisexual. See what I’m getting at here?

Some people will use any writing utensil, these people being pansexuals.

Some people will use two types of writing utensils (but not both pens and pencils), and these people are referred to as polysexual.

Often some people will prefer one type of writing utensil, but only use it once someone gives it to them, so they are demisexual.

Some people will sometimes use a writing utensil, but at other times will not use anything. These people are gray-asexual.

Asexuals just don’t write. They instead sit in the corner baking cakes, as they don’t feel the need to write anything down.

Boom.

Mistletoe

Title: Mistletoe

Fandom: Kuroshitsuji

Pairing: Sebastian x Ciel

Rating: M

Total words count: 3 247

Language: English

Summary: Basically some fluff with Sebastian and Ciel and Christmas theme. Will Sebastian fall for his master’s little game, and him?

//fanfiction.net

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