You Can Pry This Joke From My Cold Dead Hands

Alright more of these two crime boys

Do I hc that when SapNap was very young he drew on Bad’s really good boots and Bad has kept them on ever since making sure they never come off?

Yes

Also it’s color coded text, Green would be Sam and Red is Bad.

Bad is in his human form as the minors are there and he doesn’t want to scare them.

Anyways context: Bad did manage to get out of the egg’s control but not before killing someone (of your choice). Bad wants to be guilty for everything he has done even if barely remembers any of it. In turn when being trialed he barley talks in hopes that, out of frustration, they put him in.

After all it always worked with Skeppy.

He blew up his ufo :(

I wonder if he can control it

HAPPYTWT HOODIES BEING SHIPPED OUT SOON FUCKING FINALLY

More sketches of the dumbass au that is Velvet haunting Ant ft Mumza goddess of death

Skeppy can change his skin to diamond to protect himself, diamond cannot melt because of lava.

So when Bad pushed Skeppy in he tried to activate his powers to protect him but only was able to cover half his body before the rest hit the lava.

When everything is said and done half his body is burned and the other is completely fine.

Skeppy won’t be able to remember how or why this happened but Bad does, Skeppy is a walking memory to him. A horrible walking memory.

I’ve turned them into horribly drawn frogs, enjoy

If show supposed to be serious

Why is it easy to make a shitpost out of it 🤔

3am things