Help People Keep Following Me, Why Do You Know Of My Existence.

Internet vernacular has completely altered what some words and expressions mean to me. Forevermore, I will hear the words "hear me out" will only and exclusively as "before you cast your judgements prematurely, please pause and allow me to explain how and why I should be allowed to fuck this thing".

updated list of things gold rhinedottir has done:

- gave a dragon mommy issues and an existential crisis

- made a guy out of chalk and left him by the road after telling him "get a life"

- commited high heresy and got her nation destroyed

- ate a god???

just watched the first ep of to be hero x new blorbo is going THRU it

I fucking love how it isn't even foreshadowing, they just beat us with a fucking stick and then punch us in the gut

5.6 save us

save us 5.6

i like nice a normal amount

Imagine going outside and drinking it where everyone can see you.

This is how you know it's gonna be a good day

On Today's Episode of Food

Mac and cheese

sad kit hours

I HAVE LEMON CAKE

Today is a good day