i can't stop thinking about it...
...so obviously i made it myself
Ok so guys thinking of making a new social media platform.
We’re calling it Y.
There are no “tweets” theyre called yeets. Because to send them you gotta yeet them. You can choose to go to one person/specific group (yeet it at a friend) or public (yeet it into the void). The animation for sending it is the yeet crumpling itself up and then it is thrown at a random image (of a certain wealthy man)
To view a yeet there is not the traditional dashboard. Instead there is a trashcan filled with crumpled up paper balls. To make the experience more engaging you have to click each ball to unfurl the yeet.
Which brings us to the best function. There are no likes. There are only “y?”s. It is just an image of a ? Because y would you look through the trash.
Then you can either reply and yeet it back in the trash can, or just dont do anything and yeet it aside (other people will still see the yeet this is just for funsies)
Also sometimes you pick up a yeet and its just an ad we gotta get that revenue dont worry the chance of seeing them is random and surely you wont see 10 of them in a row
hello again tumblr forgot you exist and ANYWAY by worms I mean I rewatched Trigun 98 but with my boyfriend this time and IT IS ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT SOMEONE HELP ME. I don't know if he can handle my obsession rn.
He's also infuriated by Vash, which like yeah fair. He's just a silly guy tho.
who gave her that. what the hell
october 11 - 2023
well that's one way to resolve a love triangle
holy guacamole sahrk
shark gifs i used for my slideshow presentation at school (not mine)
what if you were SOME GUY and the first time you meet a famous superhero is when he KILLS HIMSELF and then you get KIDNAPPED and told you have to ADOPT HIS IDENTITY and your new girlfriend HATES YOU and your new arch nemesis is GAY and tries to KILL YOU because you’re not his REAL BOYFRIEND
Spiderverse: Previous hero dies tragically while saving your life and with his dying breath entrusts the mantle of his great responsibility to you, conveniently also a bearer of superpowers
To Be Hero X: Previous hero fingerguns at you as he walks off a building. Thwarted at the killing-yourself game, you are kidnapped by his PR team and forced to do the dead guy's job
Maybe they weren't mistakes, maybe they were on purpose, maybe they were crimes...
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