kirishima: don't come to the loft
denki: why?
kirishima: bakugo's passive-aggressively doing the dishes he asked me to do six hours ago. it isn't safe here anymore
Kirishima: name a way to be nice to others.
Bakugou: don’t kill them.
Kirishima: setting the bar a little low, but I’ll allow it.
bakugou: You're such a dork, kirishima. You know that? Total loser.
kirishima: Then let go of my hand.
bakugou: *gripping it tighter* no.
Kirishima: merry christmas I'm your present ;)
Bakugou: can I have the receipt
kirishima: ...
Kirishima: baku- Blasty...
Bakugou: *small growl*
Krishima: I... uhm, could you move a little?Bakugou: Hah? Are you hinting that annoying?kirishima ¡N-NO! it's just that arm just fell asleep from having it under your head for so long...
Bakugou: uh *slightly flushed moves to rest his head on the kiri's chest*
Bakugou: you have beautiful eyes
Kirishima:*panicking* o-oh thanks blasty, i need them to see
Krishima: You want something to eat ? The training was very hard to day
Bakugou: ... you
Krishima:
Bakugou: ...
Krishima: ... w-what?
Bakugou: *getting up he ashamed* SHUT UP DEKU
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Kirishima: I'm hungry.
Bakugou: What do you want for dinner?
Kirishima:Cock and balls!
Bakugou:
Kirishima:
Bakugou: I've been pretending to enjoy your sense of humor, because I find you physically attractive, but I have reached the point where that balance no longer justifies our relationship.
Kirishima: can I sit here?
Bakugou: wtf shitty hair, that’s my lap
Kirishima:
kirishima: that doesn’t answer my question
Bakugou: Ei, we have to talk about-
Kirishima: i'm pregnant!
Bakugou: -this afternoon's training. what the hell?
Kirishima: i panicked