Bakugo: The next person who says ‘owo’ or 'uwu’ is under arrest for crimes against humanity.
Kirishima: Cwimes against huwumanity.
Bakugo: I am going to bre/ak your fingers.
Kirishima: *Texting Bakugou* Do you know who’s cute? Read the first word ;)
Bakugou: Who the fuck is Do
kirishima: *waking up* ...where am i?
Bakugou: *sarcastically* heaven
Kirishima: oh
Kirishima: didn’t think you’d be here
Kirishima: *after giving Bakugou a small kiss* no homo though!
Bakugou:...
Bakugoui: Shitty hair, we’re married.
[during an argument]
Kirishima: Fuck. You.
Bakugou : Later. Now, listen you little shit-
Kirishima: Kiss me if I’m wrong but do you happen to be an only child..?
Bakugo: yeah...I am an only child.
Kirishima: 🧍♂️
Kirishima: I forgot about that haha. I meant kiss me if I'm right.
OMG it's definitely something kiri would have
this:
Bakugou: wtf Kirishima, what the fauck is this?
Kirishima: *he poses like a model* you like them? They are limited edition AND HAVE LACES
Bakugou: *laugh* they are shit
Kirishima: *insulted*
Kirishima: *gets down on one knee*
Bakugou: it's finally happening.
Kirishima: *ties his shoelaces*
Bakugou: He finally stopped wearing crocs.
Krishima: *the phone* Bakubro!! remember that one time you tried to convince me Santa isn’t real?
Kirishima: well I’m at the mall right now and guess who’s here!
bakugou: You're such a dork, kirishima. You know that? Total loser.
kirishima: Then let go of my hand.
bakugou: *gripping it tighter* no.
Bakugou: Yeah, we're best friends, but I would fuck you if you asked.
Kirishima:
Bakugou:
kirishima: …W-what?
Denki: *eating biscuits in the background* He said he would fuck you if you asked.
-Before meeting Bakugo-
Kirishima: he can't be as masculine as they say
Bakugo: h-
Kirishima: he is perfect