[kiribaku as parents, texting]
Bakugou: When you get home and get the baby settled, call me.
Kirishima: I thought you had the baby?
Bakugou: Ei wtf??? where is my fucking baby???
AAAAAA ITS ITS SO BEAUTIFUL, YOU ARE VERY TALENTED, I AM GLAD YOU LIKED MY CHAT IT AND THANKS YOU FOR DOING SOO ππππππ kiri's face looks so cuteee
based on this post by @kiribakuincorrect : https://kiribakuincorrect.tumblr.com/post/637387447081353216/bakugou-my-cold-dark-heart-has-no-affection-for
Kirishima: -running towards Bakugo-
Bakugo: -moves to avoid it-
Kirishima: why did you move?
Bakugo: I thought you would attack me
Kirishima: I was going to hug you!
Bakugo: why would you hug me?
Kirishima: why would I attack you?!
Kirishima: Someone came up to me today and asked how I was doing.
Bakugou: uhm
Kirishima: And I was trying to decide whether to say "I'm fine" or "I'm great"
kirishima: So I panicked and said "I'm gay"
kirishima: blasty, pay this for me, please?
bakugo: sure
mina: he canβt just pay for you!
bakugo: why not!?Β iβm his husband i get him everything he likes!
mina: weβre playing monopoly!
Sero: I told Bakugo his ears get red when he lies, look.
Sero: Hey Bakubro, do you love Kirishima?
Bakugo, covering his ears: NO!!
Bakugou: i don't know what to say
Kirishima: just be yourself! say something nice :)
Bakugou: which one? i can't do both
(in the training area)
Sero: Okay, okay, look at the biggest important and focus. You can do it, bro
Kirishima: Okay.
Sero:
Sero: Why are you looking at Bakugo's butt?
Kirishima: i made a marshmallow Bakugou. see? his arms are crossed because he's mad at all the other marshmallow people for annoying him. you like it?
Bakugou: *choked up* it's fine
hi! can you please help me find a quote? i can't remember the exact lines but it goes something like this:
person a: before you go to the party remember no drinking, no drugs, no women.
person b: you're just giving him ideas.
i really really need to know the exact lines used D:
oh, right now I don't remember reading or seeing anything like that. I'm sorry but if I find it I'll let you know :((
Kirishima: wow your legs look great in those pants!
Bakugou: thanks you should see me without them
Kirishima:
Kirishima: why would you take off your legs