Bakugo: Hey guys. Sorry, i'm late. I was busy, doing...things.
Kirishima, disheveled: I TRIED TO KISS HIM AND HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!!!
bakugou: You annoy me.
(..)
Bakugou two days later: Hey, shitty hair...can you forget what I said the other day about you annoying me ? I think I said that because I'm starting to develop a crush on you so sorry about that....A and fuck off
Bakugou: fuck, it’s dark
Kirishima: don’t worry babe, i got this
Kirishima: *stomps his foot so his fantasy skechers light up*
omg hshshshs WHAT A NICE MENTAL IMAGE <333
Bakugo: Hey guys. Sorry, i'm late. I was busy, doing...things.
Kirishima, disheveled: I TRIED TO KISS HIM AND HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!!!
kirishima: *waking up* ...where am i?
Bakugou: *sarcastically* heaven
Kirishima: oh
Kirishima: didn’t think you’d be here
Kirishima: how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?
Bakugou: a glass of water is an inanimate object and therefore incapable of having a thought process, or understanding basic english
Kirishima:
Kirishima: water you doing?
kirishima: you like me?
Bakugo: we're married
kirishima: yeah but did you marry me as friends or-
kirishima: so i'm thinking a spring wedding, or maybe a summer wedding. i don't want it to be too cold
Bakugou: what are you talking about??!?we're not even engaged
kirishima:
kirishima: so THAT'S what i forgot to do last night
Kirishima: you love me right.
Bakugou: yeah.
Kirishima: what if i did something bad?
Kirishima: i mean like really bad.
Bakugou: what did you do?
Kirishima: are you sure you’d still love me though?
Bakugou: what did you do.
[kiribaku in bed]
Kirishima: I have never met anyone like Bakugou, I love him more than anything in the wo-
Bakugou: [snores and growls slightly]
Kirishima: I can't live like this.
Kirishima:*lying down* I really love lazy saturdays
Bakugou: it's wednesday