Kirishima: here is my wall of inspirational people
Denki: isn't that just a picture of Bakugou?
Kirishima: he inspires me
bakugou: You annoy me.
(..)
Bakugou two days later: Hey, shitty hair...can you forget what I said the other day about you annoying me ? I think I said that because I'm starting to develop a crush on you so sorry about that....A and fuck off
Bakugou: Ei, we have to talk about-
Kirishima: i'm pregnant!
Bakugou: -this afternoon's training. what the hell?
Kirishima: i panicked
Kirishima: i drink to forget, but i always remember
Bakugou: you're drinking milk
I have liked so much of your blog, I can scroll back 40 days, and the posts are still liked
Omg!! It makes me very happy that you like what I publish, I'm serious♡♡
Kirishima: *trying to flirt* So you come here often?
Bakugou:
Bakugou: You just walked into my room.
Bakugou: my cold, dark heart has no affection for anyone
Kirishima: *sneezes*
Bakugou: what's wrong? are you sick? where's your jacket? it's because you went jogging in the cold again didn't you? here, i'll make you some soup.
[Bakugou room]
Krishima: *bursts in* HEY BRO WHAT'S THE NAME OF THAT CITRUS FRUIT THAT’S THE SAME COLOR AS ORANGE
Bakugou: …
Bakugou: hey shitty hair, do any sounds scare you?
Kirishima real or imaginary?
Bakugou: *curiously* let’s go with imaginary...
Kirishima: a spider with crocs
Bakugou:
Bakugou: not sure where exactly to start with that shit
Bakugou: i don't know what to say
Kirishima: just be yourself! say something nice :)
Bakugou: which one? i can't do both
Bakugou: what're you looking at?
Kirishima: *entering his and Katsuki name into an online love calculator* porn