Batman #54
Bruce comforting Dick vsβ¦
Dick comforting Bruce
Damian is two apples tall. Change my mind π.
The way he looks so sad to see her so soon though π
Hello, Snips. I didn't expect to see you so soon.
ANAKIN SKYWALKER in AHSOKA (S01E04)
Those shirts π
The bat kids are on a mission:
Damian: We need more help, maybe is should call my friends
Tim: your what?
Damian annoyed: my friends.
Dick genuinely happy that Damian has friends: Is he saying friends?
Jason: I think he's being sarcastic
Tim who also kinda delirious: no no this is dellurim he's being cracked from being awake all night, Gets in Damian's face HEY Damian all your friends are in this room
Damian one word from going full murder gremlin: I have other friends!
Damian: Grayson asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! it was a task, I complete tasks
Jason full of teasing and sarcasm: that's so great, I cant wait to meet them
Dick, all happy that Damian listened to him: Damian you listened to me!
Dick pulls Damian into a hug: I'm so proud of you!
The sarcasm here is fucking hilarious π whenever I inevitably end up using mobility aids, imma just tell them my doctor told me to, bcs she did. Even if your doctor denies you a mobility aid, people get uncomfortable if you just say a doctor made you, so you could always just make stuff up.
You shouldn't get a wheelchair, walker, cane, shower chair, or any kind of assistive technology mobility aid because then you might become dependent on them. Just like how you also shouldn't get glasses if you have bad eyesight because then you might become dependent on those.
For instance, if you end up stuck using corrective eyewear, you could actually lose your ability to tell what things are even when they are extremely blurry! You need to get used to having migraines from seeing unclearly because if you wear glasses all the time, you are basically giving up!! You don't need to see things coming at you from far away! You just need to get good at dodging, and if you can't, then you have no one to blame but yourself!!
For example, I read a really heart-worming article recently about a girl who was stuck using glasses - just absolutely, tragically trapped in her eyewear from dawn to dusk, even though she was good and never ever complained; and I heard she trained herself to discern the blurry faces of her loved ones with 60% accuracy! - she was even able to walk down the aisle at her wedding WITHOUT forcing the discomfort of seeing a woman in glasses on all her guests!!
Sure, she had to give her vows with a splitting headache, and she couldn't see her husband's expression when he said "I do," but overall, SO inspi-ration-al!!! So up-lifting!!
(She didn't even have to use a seeing eye cane, which would have been the worst-case scenario, obviously, because she worked hard to make sure she looked LESS disabled, not MORE disabled!!! Everyone knows blind people exist solely to be a cautionary tale to sighted people!!)
Also, did you know some people get glasses when they only need them a little bit?? How selfish of them! Sure, there's not a shortage, and an increase in demand would result in overall increased accessibility to glasses--but emotionally it's like taking glasses away from someone who needs them more! After all, if everyone who needed glasses got them, then...... um...... more people would have glasses! Which is probably bad!!!!
I also had a friend who was trapped in glasses who saved up all her money for laser eye surgery, and I don't know why everyone doesn't just do that! Sure, some doctors say some people don't "qualify" and it "won't help" those people, but that's why you can't give up!! You don't want to be one of those people!
After all, what's the worse thing that could happen with an unnecessary laser surgery to the face that comes with crippling debt??? It's worth the risk to gain your FREEDOM back, and I'm so proud of my friend!!
Tragically, she did die later that year while driving Uber and squinting at street signs, but at least now I know my friend is finally free from the shackles of her terrible eyesight. #ripAshley #rippedAshley #justripit πππβ€πππ
And that's why you shouldn't get used to using a mobility aid!! Because, like glasses, they are inherently embarrassing to be seen with; and - like glasses - it is more noble to silently suffer than to depend on unnatural technologies that force you to rely on them!!! (Besides, everyone else will be SO much more comfortable if you look normal!)
We've really gotta do everything for ourselves in this fandom, huh?
Here is the hug that should have happened.
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