Me Trying To Make Myself Feel Better After Someone Makes Fun Of My Mobility Aid: I’m Literally Viktor

"My favourite superhero is Green Lantern!"

"My favourite is the Flash!"

"Mine is Robin!"

I always drink a ton of cold water and pour it over my head

Respectfully how the fuck do you take hot baths with pots and not die

Oh trust me, it’s not without consequences. I add cold water to the bath if it gets to be too much, and when I get out I immediately sit down in my towel while my heart calms down that way I don’t eat shit on the bathroom floor (and that’s also why I have to have the door unlocked, love that for me) I didn’t used to have heat intolerance but now I do, and my body hurts enough that I make the decision to walk through the flames of hell each time instead of dealing with my wack ass degenerative joints

Tim: You don't want Dick to die

Tim: And I don't want Dick to die

Tim: So now we gotta make sure Dick doesn't want Dick to die.

Jason: Fantastic plan but have you fucking met Dick

yk this ep of spn?

made me think of a rly silly scenario idk.

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Sam: Why are you guys... cosplaying Brokeback Mountain?

Dean: Uh- Wh- We're not- We are not cosplaying Brokebac- Why do you even know what that is?

Sam: Better question, *clears throat* why do you know what that is?

and then Cas is just like 🧍🏻‍♂️

i know it’s only been two episodes

RIP chronicles of Cisco he would have loved the boop button

Wtf were u watching

@kirbys-lover

Well fuck you too

I literally did not know any of this until like... last week. I've been disabled my whole life.

notes for my impostor syndrome:

• no, it's not painful to walk for abled-bodied people

• no, healthy people don't usually use every chance they get to lean against walls or sit down

• no, ableds don't dream about shower stool

• no, ableds don't celebrate days when they're not in pain. because usually they're not in pain

• no, ableds don't want to stop walking mid-way, lay down on the ground, curl up and cry and whine from pain

• no, ableds aren't exhausted by their own bodies 24/7