Can we please get more Harley centric fics??
Like dont get me wrong, I love Peter, but I am tired of the Harley tag beinng 75% fics of Peter and Tony father son bonding, in where Harley is just a secondary character, or background.
Let the garage potato engineer have his own fics centered around him and Tony as father/son please!!
Natasha: *on her knees next her bed praying* what did we ever do to you god to deserve this punishment? The Avengers weren’t an ass man until Tony showed up
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Clint feels Tony’s presence enter the room as they were joking around and ‘accidentally’ knock his fork off the table just so he can stare at Tony’s butt as he bends over and picks the fork up
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During training Steve is always near Tony because out on the field he’s Tonys cover when the genius lands on the ground to fight people on ground. He makes every effort to accidentally touch Tony’s butt. Every time after training or battle he goes to his room to run one or several off.
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Thor loves hugging everyone because they are smaller than him. His favorites are Bruce and Tony. Bruce because he’s the smallest and Tony because he likes to place one hand on Tony’s butt and pick him as they walk through the compound discussing any and everything until they reach their destination where Thor puts him down.
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Bruce likes to place one hand on Tony’s butt and the other on his hip so he can move he out of the way as they do science, or cook in the kitchen.
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Natasha was sitting down minding her own business when she hears some one clear their throat. She looks up from her book chokes as she does a double take.
“yeah I think your clothes got mixed in the wash with mine”
Natasha manages to compose her before the aura in the air changes.
“all though then again they do look good on me right?”
Tony turns around and shakes his booty sending Natasha into a coughing fit. He makes a pleased sound as he heads out of the communal lounge, hips swaying. She has to hold her self back as Tony turns his head smirks and sends a wink her way before facing back to the front. it’s only then she noticed he is in heels and she thinks she just might have a kink of fucking Tony into the mattress with a strap on while he wears heels or even better lingerie.
She rushes up to her room where she
-end of flashbacks-
Is currently sitting and praying. She sighs as she finishes her prayer or rant to god? She wasn’t a very strong believer until now.
She lays in her bed and opens up a secret group chat called 'Tony Booty Appreciation Squad’ and begins typing.
Blackhawk Down: Guys we have a problem
'King of Booties has entered the chat’
King of Booties: damn right you do
God Bless The Ironnooty: who’s this?
King of Booties: apparently your lord and savior Anthony Edward Stark Christ.
Sunnyhawk Up: oh shit. We have been discovered. Retreat!
King of Booties: I must say all these snapshots of my ass makes it look bigger and better than irl
Hulkinator: we are so sorry Tony. Tell us how we can apologise
King of Booties: well you can start by dragging your butts all the way to my room. Just installed a stripper pole. Might as well give the people what they want
Thunderbolt that booty: already half way there
Natasha places her phone down and laughs as she gets ready to head to Tony’s suite. Maybe god felt bad and handed the Avengers a gift they will cherish forever
I started doing a mob fusion AU and then ran out of ideas, but here’s the ones I did!
I have some other stuff but these are the only ones I was rly decided on I guess?? Yeah idk what I’m doing but have it anyway haha.
Bakugou: so let me get this straight. Your brothers with the Guy that kidnapped me?
Todoroki: yes
Bakugou: and you other brother is dating the Guy that tried to convert me to the Villains side?
Todoroki: yes
Bakugou:
Todoroki:
Bakugou: I didn’t sign up for this!
9 month later here’s VOLUME 2 of my favourite ship dynamics
[ part 1 ]
i exposed myself on twitter i might as well post this here too
So this happened in Mementos and the tone in Ryuji’s voice when saying the last part was ever so quiet and hidden asdf
Luffy: Steals a box of cheerios from the pantry and screams “DONUT SEEDS!!”
Zoro: Passes out on deck and screams “I WASN’T ASLEEP DAMMIT” when someone touches him and then pass out
Sanji: Brings a can of sardines to Chopper and asks if he can fix his buddies and cries
Nami: Hugs the main mast and says “we’re having a moment” when someone asks
Usopp: *throws plastic balls on people* “GET BACK INSIDE, YOU DAMN POKEMON”
Robin: *bumps the main mast* *apologizes*
Franky: “Yo, I can’t hear you. It’s super dark in here”
Brook: *to a mannequin* “Would you be so kind as to show me your panties?”
Ace: *Picks up a bar of chocolate* *holds it up to his ear* “New phone who dis?”
Sabo: *shows a picture of himself to people* “HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN??”
Law: *sprays the floor with disinfectant*
i know some ppl like him but,,, i just c a n t get over the fact he abused his family. i may not read the manga but no amount of “making up” or “getting better” will make me forget that. the ppl who like him make me uncomfortable bc i know that they probably didn’t grow up with shit ppl raising them. how can i get over what endeavor did when i can see my own dad in him?? my dad didn’t treat me as bad but i can relate to the way he treated his children and isn’t that fucked. i understand that he’s a complex character but i just can’t sometimes. it’s probably just my own experiences but i don’t know what to do in situations where ppl try to excuse endeavor’s actions. does anyone feel the same or is it just me??
the girls are here