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yearly pornhub search results have come out. a reminder that they no longer include just the term 'teen' because otherwise it dominates the entire thing. so, the number one this year is lesbian :X

Lady and the Lion - Sean Vo

On April 21st, 2015 — Depp arrived at Amber’s birthday party. He was drunk, using drugs and upset because he’d just learned from the Mandel Company that his finances were in rough shape.

They get into a fight at her party and Depp decides to move out and stay at another residence. At this time in their relationship their marriage had deteriorated and they were in a trial separation but Amber wanted him to come to her birthday.

The next day — Ms. Vargas finds dog excrement in the bed. She tells Kevin Murphy, the house manager, who tells Sean Bett. Sean tells Depp and the two of them more or less decide that Amber put the dog excrement there on purpose.

Somewhere along the way this myth gets morphed into people believing the excrement is human.

But Boo, the dog who was responsible, had done this before. He’s had bowel accidents in bed with Depp years previous & was known for having these issues. Depp knew about this — at one point Depp even told his personal assistant, Stephen Deuters, to leave human waste for Amber to step in, because they could just blame the dog.

Depp liked these kinds of jokes — he, Marylin Manson and Hunter S. Thompson once tried to leave their own human waste on Depp’s Hollywood Star on the Walk of Fame.

Sean Bett, the probably source for the ‘Amber did it’ also claimed, with Depp, that Amber had attacked Depp the night of the 21st. He claimed he saw injuries on Depp — but the photo submitted to court was from a year previous. Bett lied under oath about the origins of the photo and the injuries he saw. So it stands to reason that his story about the excrement is also a fabrication.

Especially if you consider the fact Depp would not return to the home for another month (when he came to get some things and threw his phone at Amber’s face). Amber was alone in the residence at the time, Depp was not coming back, and it makes no sense for her to prank an empty bed.

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- Vivera Rossi

cant send images because im on desktop but id like you to look at my cat, Justin Bieber, who is half bald due to allergies (hes being treated and is a lot better now)

it’s okay, you can laugh

https://kabber.tumblr.com/post/686440024901861376/hey-look-at-this-picture-of-my-cat

broke: midsommar is a girl power movie

woke: midsommar is a horrifying movie about a manipulative cult

bespoke: midsommar is a litmus test to tell how easily you could be indoctrinated into a cult and if your first thought after watching it is that it was a girl power movie you’re very susceptible to cult tactics and you should be aware of that