Twitter Is So Fucking Funny Like Actually

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A political fan blogger is going to hit their wife over this

A lot of rumors are about to fly about this rally. Trump's team is 100% going to try and take advantage of this situation. So will malicious foreign actors/bots/etc.

Please don't auto share. Check your sources, and vet their wording/sourcing carefully.

Ask yourself - What do you not need evidence to believe? Be very careful with those biases.

I can't believe I'm here for six more hours.

I wake up

I think about fallout

I smoke a cigarette

I whack off while thinking of a character from the hit game fallout new vegas (2010)

I shower because at this point i smell like a can of bounce that ass

I smoke another cigarette and work on softcore yaoi comics relating to the hit game fallout new vegas (2010)

Then i do real life things for like maybe three hours.

Then i come back home and upload six tiktoks about the game fallout new vegas (2010)

I take three shots of vodka

I watch oxhorn lore videos until i go to sleep

Next morning… we are so back at it again baby

Today, we're going to talk about systems with NPD (Narcissistic Personality Disorder), and headmates who are symptomholders for NPD!

Shoutout to those who:

Have overt NPD

Have covert NPD

Experience narc highs and narc crashes

Rely on external validation to keep them stable

Have a hard time with empathy

Have co-morbid disorders such as other PD's, or psychotic symptoms

Feel intense emotions surrounding their disorder

Struggle with self-worth, on either end of the spectrum (self hate/grandiosity)

Reclaim the term "narcissist"

Are active voices speaking out against "narc abuse"

You are loved! You are seen and heard by us! We ourselves have BPD, which is another Cluster B disorder, and we know firsthand how intense the stigma can get. But you won't find any of that here! All narcissists and pwNPD are welcome! This is a safe place!

Be nice to yourself today!

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hey folks if you have an android phone: google shadow installed a "security app".

play.google.com

Android System SafetyCore - Apps on Google Play

Provides safety features for Android devices.

I had to go and delete it myself this morning.

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Had my fallout four save crash and lose a solid hour worth of survival process.

*licks finger and tastes the air* my fallout game is about to crash

Goodneighbor headcanons. Because I think canon Goodneighbor is kinda...idk underwhelming?

- the Third Rail has an entire band down there, with a rotating set of acts. Magnolia is the most famous and most prominent, but there are others, the aforementioned jazz band (who also serve as Mag's backing band), a comedy duo, and the WRVR acting trio (before Rex gets kidnapped rip)

- the city's residents live in the apartments that are being taken over by the Triggermen. The reason Hancock asks you to clean em out is because they caused a housing crisis in the city, and there isn't enough room in the Rexford and Old Statehouse to accommodate them

- the food and water Daisy sells are supplied on caravans from the Slog. In exchange, Hancock sends some Neighborhood Watch members down that way to keep an eye on things, especially with the Forged moving into the iron works and quarry nearby

- Kent Connolly was an EMT prewar and serves as the very anxious and reserved doctor of Goodneighbor. Fred Allen is his "pharmacist" (more like harmacist heyo). PTSD from the bomb and following 200 years of radiation make him less than optimal at his duties

- while there are some kids in Goodneighbor, Hancock doesn't like it, and tries to steer them towards DC if they're human, and towards the Slog if they're ghouls or god forbid supermutants

- related to the above, Daisy was a school teacher before the bombs dropped and houses kids in the apartment above her store. Whenever she can, she takes orphaned human children to DC, specifically to Edna and Zwicky, and ghoul children on caravans back to the Slog

- synths and supermutants are allowed in Goodneighbor, but there is animosity. Mostly anti institute animosity. Even a synth like Nick or Glory, people who are very clearly not spies, are treated with hostility. Spies, or suspected spies are shot on sight. And Supermutants are basically treated like the synths' bastard siblings, being a biproduct of the institute's kidnapping experiments. Even if a kidnapped person survives and comes back as a supermutant, they aren't treated like a brother coming home, but as a shadow of their former selves

- Goodneighbor is a safe haven for railroad members, as in the Neighborhood Watch won't kill them, but the "stealth and secrets" style of Deacon and some of the others puts Hancock on edge. He wants them to get their business done quickly and leave

- there are tunnels leading from the Third Rail and the Memory Den to Bunker Hill, the Old North Church, and the Switchboard, but the Switchboard tunnel was destroyed when the Institute attacked. After the Institute is destroyed, the railroad tries to put that tunnel back into use and use it as essentially a refugee highway

- Whitechappel Charlie was originally the waiter at the Colonial Taphouse but left when the ghouls were kicked out. He had his voice physically changed from the standard Mr Handy British accent to a Cockney accent as protest