Dick, Lightly Touching Tim With The Side Of His Foot: Timmy, Move Out Of The Way Please So I Don’t

Reblog this if you are literally suprised when people find you attractive.

Hold on, I’m realizing that a lot of people on here are under the impression that Jason only died once. I thought you guys were like hardcore in denial or something. Is everyone clear on the fact that Bruce’s batarang to Jason’s throat did in fact kill Jason? He did not miraculously survive that. That’s not my opinion, it actually happened.

im sorry

HAPPY TRENCH EVE EVERYONE

no way home was so funny because i was fully sobbing thinking tobey peter was going to die and then he just goes “lol what no i’ve been stabbed before its no big deal im fine”

Nico, sneaking into the Apollo cabin at 1am: hey will i got some snacks-

The entire Apollo cabin, in a giant circle in the middle of the room:

Harry Edward Styles is the only mainstream white man i have respect for. Bitch did everything. Supports the LGBTQ movement, acknowledges Black Lives Matter although at first he didn’t, a FEMINIST, something we don’t get to see in a man everyday, cares for his fans, mom and sister, isn’t afraid to put on a nail polish, becomes a style icon with those infamous suits he always wears, bringing back that 70s rock vibes rather than dumbass mediocre music we’ve listened to on radios, doesn’t care wether you’re white, black, gay, straight, transgender, he will always support you,

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And y’all telling me that i stan his ass just because of how he looks?

the director of jurassic world really made the mistake of telling tom holland the plot of the film, tom immediately went and told it to chris pratt who’s the star of jurassic world, pratt didn’t believe tom but later read the script and found out that tom actually did spoil the plot for him, then over a year later the director found out that tom spoiled the film for pratt and he called tom holland a weasel on twitter and tom said that he genuinely couldn’t help himself

…a mess

for the love of god please let the gays run away together at least once successfully