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Bruce Wayne, trying to go over the case of a murder victim but very confused: Tim, why are you wearing sunglasses in the Cave?

Tim Drake, wearing sunglasses to cover up his black eye that he got last night because there was no patrol but he and his siblings went for a joyride in the Batmobile and events led to his head slamming into the steering wheel: uhhhh

Dick Grayson, very desperately trying to hide this fact from Bruce because he's supposed to be the responsible elder sibling: B, if I may. Tim spoke to us all about a week ago about wearing sunglasses to all murder briefings moving forward to show respect for the dead. I simply forgot. And Jason refused because he has no value for human life.

Jason Todd, very much enjoying watching his brothers squirm but playing along because it's definitely his fault Tim's head slammed into the steering wheel: It's true, I don't.

has this been done already

i’m torn between percy being the kind of boyfriend to see the love of his life laying on the bed facing away from him and him coming up to kiss her cheek, give her a massage, etc. or seeing his best friend turned away from him, unsuspecting, and slapping her ass with the force of a thousand suns. the only thing i know for a fact is annabeth slaps his ass every time she sees him. he doesn’t even need to be laying down. he could be talking to zeus while she doing her whole architecture thing for olympus and she’ll just walk past and slap his ass and he’ll just continue his conversation with zeus without breaking eye contact, like he just doesn’t even acknowledge it and zeus is kind of thankful that percy didn’t take him up on the whole immortality thing bc that means that they will eventually die and he doesn’t have to deal with this shit for long

Reblog if you can’t remember what even you did with your time before you became a multifandom mess.

Steve and Bucky’s reunion in Wakanda except the audio is replaced with “Africa” by Toto

Stranger things season 4 + reactions (himbos edition)

Im having anger. Why is everyone like "ah, jason, the angry, volatile robin! Dick, the sweet golden child!" Like, no? Dick was probably the angriest robin? That was his whole deal? Revenge? And then, there on the other hand, Jason was a sweetheart. A book nerd who got perfect grades. Everyone who met Dick was afraid of him, of what he could do, of what he was. Everyone who met Jason loved him. He said Robin gave him magic.

Oh, and then Damian and Tim. "Damian is the scariest robin," absolutely not. You know who would terrify me? Tim Drake. I would do everything in my power not to anger him. The kid went toe to toe with Ra's al Ghul and won. He figured out who Batman was before he reached double digits. He's, like, the only one who's never died. That's a feat in and of itself. He has no weaknesses I could exploit. He has no regard for his own life. And he is not "sweet." Damian's is. Damian's the kind of person who rescues stray kittens. He's super protective. He has the biggest heart. His best friend is a kid who is 3 years younger than him. Tim is a bully and I love him for it but damn. Calm down. He's the kind of person who gets what they want, no matter what they have to do to get it. He will love you and you will hate him for it, cuz he'll be a bitch about it. Damian will curl up on your lap and draw you a picture. Tim will cut your arm off if you touch his stuff.

Me after watching part 1 of this Shane Dawson and Jake Paul series:

Baby 👶 🐥

I physically NEED Pattison's Bruce to be the mainstream batman that gets Dick. I wanna see this gremlin of a human being who absolutely only showers when his pseudo dad/butler tells him to and would rather sink into the ground than be perceived by another human being, to get confronted head first by Dick Grayson Extrovert Extraordinary. I wanna watch his grimy emo brain twist and melt between his fondness/love for the kid he scooped up from the streets and the fact Dick is a concentrated energy ball who demands to be taken outside (yes, in the sun, B, you need vitamins too) everyday and wants To Talk All The Time And Will Not Accept Grunting As An Acceptable Answer.

I'm begging plz

Take my money but give me this