MY BOYS ARE BACK TOGETHER
It has come to my attention that Aquaman (2018) is just a shameless ripoff of the Mattel classic, Barbie: A Mermaid Tale.
We have the child of a mermaid queen and a regular human guy
who was brought up in the human world as a free spirit,
who talks to sea creatures,
who is fated to take over the throne of an underwater kingdom (where all the buildings are round and mushroom-y)
which is currently being occupied by an evil, power-hungry relative
with an army of sharks
And their unique position, straddling the human world and the underwater world, is at first a burden but ends up being their greatest strength
… I’m just saying
alice visits android heaven
(video: mad tea party by brandon rogers)
Here are some scenarios of that:
Dick: Hood, where are you going?
Jason: why you need to know? all up in my pussy boiiii
Damian: *about to throw a batarang at Jason’s back*
Jason: BITCH I hope the fuck you do! You’ll be a dead son of a bitch I’ll tell you that!
Tim: I’m gonna scare the shit out of Jason when he comes back from patrol
Dick: good luck with that
Tim, later: *emerges from dark, scares Jason*
Jason: *in fighting position* I’ll kill you, I’ll kill you. Not even worried about it
Jason: *showing up to the Robin training session* look at all those chickens
Roy: I mean tell me honestly, is there anything better than pussy?
Jason: yes, a really good book
Criminal: what’re you gonna do, shoot me?
Jason: I won’t hesitate, bitch *pew pew*
Tim: *knocks on Jason’s front door*
Jason: *opening door* hi, welcome to chili’s
Tim: I don’t fucking know why I come here anymore
Jason: as much as it pains me to say this, you did a good job, Replacement
Tim: really? well I didn’t do much and I was underprepared and
Jason: oh my god why can’t you just take the frigging compliMENT
Jason: Dick, do you think I can get this egg in that jar without cracking it?
Dick: no
Jason: *chucks it right at Tim’s head*
Jason: *watching Dick and Bruce fighting in the bat cave* can I get a waffle? can I please get a waffle?
Bruce: Damian was injured during patrol, his nose won’t stop bleeding
Jason: *pointing at Damian* he need some milk
*at the dinner table in Wayne manor*
Bruce: so, Jay, tell us about one of your recent missions with the outlaws
Jason: okay. So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties-
Damian: this is why you’re never invited here anymore, Todd
Roy: I love a feisty girl
Dick: the innocent ones are the best
Jason: well, I like my women how I like my coffee… big tits
Dick: *fucks up somehow*
Jason: what the fuck, Richard
Bruce: I just want what’s best for you, Jason. As much as you don’t like to believe it, I am still your father
Jason: you’re not my dad! ugly ass fucking noodle head
Bruce:
bonus: retaliation from Damian
Jason: *shoots at Robin*
Damian: this is why dad doesn’t fucking love you!
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Seems to me like the banditøs were celebrating freeing Tyler from Dema;
Now I’m wondering why Tyler is such a crucial part of the banditøs that they throw a party to celebrate getting Tyler out. Clearly his role within the Banditøs is huge. Possibly him and Josh are the leaders of the Banditøs and they make the music to defeat Dema’s silence?
AND THE Bearded guy in the video that says “welcome to Trench” looked possessed?
He could possibly be a traitor? Leading the bishops to Tyler to ensure he will always return to Dema?
When Tyler is pulled back its clear that the bishop Nico/Blurryface represents mental health (@joshlergalore also made the comparison to mental health in their fab summary of the video) is pulled back but doesn’t fight or struggle he just looks exhausted and lost.
It’s like saying no matter where you are or how many times you break free your mental illness can always come back and reclaim you leaving you isolated and lost.
But why is this the conclusion? It seems like a bleak and hopeless ending?! Though maybe Tyler wanted to keep the ending realistic cause not everyone recovers from their mental illness and never relapses, and based on the lyrics Tyler writes mental illness has always been an on going struggle of him.
But that’s just my take on things after watching it first time and that’s how I’m interpreting it.
Why do people think because Steve’s name is Captain America that he automatically loves America? Because he doesn’t like at all. Steve Rogers does not represent America, he represents what America should be.
Bruce: *rolling giant penny into the Batcave w significant difficulty, precariously balancing his drink in his other hand*
Alfred: what do you have there Master Bruce
Bruce:
Bruce: a smoothie
it’s gonna be absolutely soul crushing when (inevitably) one of the main characters dies in vol 2. but imagine one of them actually dies the same way vecna’s other victims did.
it’s going to be so gruesome to watch. absolutely traumatizing. seeing a character we love so much die in such a brutal way.
but what’s going to be even worse is seeing the other people’s reactions. we’re watching a beloved character die like that. but they’re watching their friend, their family, get murdered in such a cruel fashion. and it’s going to be absolutely heartbreaking.