bangtan going off during amor fati fdjkfdjkggj
jungkook already busy with his snacks(?)
2019 isn’t going to be any different unless you actually put effort in to change it
Tony: you know Stephen, Steve gives Bucky flowers everyday. I wish you’d do that too.
Stephen: um okay
*next day*
Stephen: *gives Bucky flowers*
Bucky: um..?
Stephen: yeah, I don’t get it either
He won’t hesitate
NOBODY MOVE APOLLO IS IN HADES 2 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dick: Bruce, have you seen my phone?
Bruce: *pulls a laser pointer out of his belt and shines it across the room at Dick’s phone*
Dick: Great. I’m sure this new toy won’t be annoying at all.
—
Steph: Do we have any Swiss cheese?
Bruce: *aims his laser pointer at the fridge*
Steph: Wow, Dick wasn’t kidding. That is really annoying.
—
Jason: Hey Brucille, have you seen my Wonder Woman hoodie? It went missing.
Bruce: *aims laser pointer at Tim*
Jason: Oh you’re in for it now you little geek.
Tim: Bruce whY—
—
Hal: Hey Spooky, you’re late to the meeting. What the hell have you been doing?
Bruce: *points laser at Clark*
Clark, embarrassed and irritated after putting up with this shit for almost a month: *blasts the laser pointer with his laser eyes*
Hal: LOL. What now, Bat?
Bruce: hn.
Bruce: *pulls two more laser pointers out of his belt, places one on the table, and shines the other one at it*
Diana: Can we please start the meeting—
let’s make it happen #BTSGrammy
Bruce Wayne, trying to go over the case of a murder victim but very confused: Tim, why are you wearing sunglasses in the Cave?
Tim Drake, wearing sunglasses to cover up his black eye that he got last night because there was no patrol but he and his siblings went for a joyride in the Batmobile and events led to his head slamming into the steering wheel: uhhhh
Dick Grayson, very desperately trying to hide this fact from Bruce because he's supposed to be the responsible elder sibling: B, if I may. Tim spoke to us all about a week ago about wearing sunglasses to all murder briefings moving forward to show respect for the dead. I simply forgot. And Jason refused because he has no value for human life.
Jason Todd, very much enjoying watching his brothers squirm but playing along because it's definitely his fault Tim's head slammed into the steering wheel: It's true, I don't.
ok i finally get why everyone fucking loves law it's cause every time the straw hats do literally anything they cut back to him making this EXACT face
HAPPY TRENCH EVE EVERYONE