TOG2 IS GONNA BE RELEASED IN JULY??????? ANOTHER REASON TO BE ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY NO ONE TOLD ME THAT WOLVERINE HAD A KISS WITH A GUY????

can you guys please STOP fancasting frank as those twink a$s asian models. this guy is HUUUGGEE oka? he's fricking 6'5(195cm) for GODSSAKE. this man is a WALL, he's got inhumanly amount of MUSCLE and FAT. HE. IS. NOT. SMALL. he can NOT be small. it's physically impossible for him to be so. he is a BEAST. so pleaaseeeee cast him someone as big as possible. the bigger the merrierrr.

Do you ever wonder how many geniuses had the misluck of being a woman? Because I do.

I look at Maria Skłodowska - Curie and I'm getting mad when people erase her polish heritage.

I look at Joan D'arc and how some people made her amour as a halloween costume. It makes me mad.

I look at my language books and I can't find woman's story. The first novel by polish woman was published in 1818. I look at her first book and I think how it is. Why we don't talk about her in polish classes? Her name was Klementyna Hoffmanowa

I think about Eliza Orzeszkowa, the only woman we talked about literature in years. Now I read "1984" by George Orwell. She published her last short story in 1910 but she started writing in 1886. Why do we talk about only one of her short stories? Because it was about war and it was patriotic?

I think about Wisława Szymborska, polish poet, who wrote many anthology of poetry and won Nobel Prize, who died in 2012 yet no man care about her.

I cry over Emilia Plater, young captain of polish army, who died in 1831. Who fought against armies of Russia, Austria and back then country we call now Germany.

Polish woman rights came in to life after the first world war. Polish women were losing their rights after getting married in some parts of Poland (Śląsk for example)

Woman back then fought for their rights, even felt good with the possibility of not making it. They screamed to be heard. The fought so hard and now Trump wants to destroy it. "I'm gonna to protect you?" he says yet it's him who is accused of sexual abuse.

We should be thankful for feminism because withou it no woman could speak at loud.

So yeah, I'm mad at Trad Wives but I also worry about them — how many give up their dreams for being stay-at-home mom and how many were forced to be a Trad wife because of more powerful man?

I identified as a woman my whole childhood and I think I still can relate to women's problems as I'm not a man.

There are thousands of womem without basic education, without way to get out, without hope and without confidence that they won't be punished.

Mormons, extraordinatory Christians — they all hate woman and her rights. They tell them that she is the weak one, that if she think by herself, she'll be punished. They tell them that their only purpose of life is being a mother, a wife and a man's toy to play with.

That's enough. I'm done with this and if I have to protest about not cancelling my rights then I will. I'm not a woman but I used to be.

Adam Parrish really is THE character cuz he's a bisexual magical straight A student with self worth issues but he also casually killed a guy and was like "why do i have to do everything myself- gansey stop screaming- you're welcome"

Wrote so beautiful hcs about the barton family and somehow deleted it

I think this app hate me

POLISH ADAM POLISH ADAM POLISH ADAM

Adam takes fam for a Lublin trip

Translation: Fuck I love Lublin (family too ig...)

Little context here so. I once saw a fanfiction refer to Adam as Adam Wrona and I went wait WHAAAAAT beacuse Wrona is like Polish last name but then I went "okay okay someone looked at a list of last names ending with W and Wrona sounded cool it means nothing." But then I started to T H I N K and came across an awful realization. If Adam truly was partly Polish? He would be from Lublin (city where I'm currently studing at uni). He that he would make a FANTASTIC Pole. So like- I know Mexican Adam hc is the way to go and I headcanon him to be half Mexican myslef but the other half is Polish I'm sorry it's not my fault it's fault of WHOEVER WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO COME UP WITH LAST NAME WRONA FOR HIM WHAT HAVE YOU DONEEEEEE.

Hes my comfort character of course hes gay

Yall want "complicated characters" but can't even handle albus dumbledore lmao

I think that Nick Fury has that one agent he sends to the most insane missions and I do believe that this agent is Clint Barton. Like. This man just doesn't care — he had seen some unhinged things before and he just doesn't know what the word weird mean.

So imagine the Avengers drinking beer and talking when Clint goes "Hey guys do you remember that time I broke two ribs? Haha, yes, I fought dinosaur and its crazy therapist back then" and the Avengers just stare at him like he said the most insane shit they ever heard. Tony needs answers but doesn't ask too scared to unpack all of this. Thor doesn't give a shit and asks "Did you win?". Clint looks like Thor just offenfed his dog and tells him "Yeah? Of course I won" and then everything goes to hell. Sam, Tony and Steve are screaming, Natasha, Bruce and Bucky are dying from laughter and fighting for their lives and Thor... just looks confused as hell because why only Clint fought a dinosaur??

Nobody asks about the dinosaur's therapist. That's too much information. Why would dinosaur need a therapist? Clint doesn't know the answer, he just forgot to ask.

Headcons o różnych shipach.

Gdzie Ron Weasley jest agentem FBI, a Blaise groźnym przestępcą. Ron musi złapać Zabiniego, ale jak zauważa Blaise, Ron ma do niego słabość, co Zabini wykorzystuje, by uciec z kraju.

Gdzie Sam Wilson jest aniołem, a T'Challa człowiekiem, który je (anioły) widzi. T'Challa zakochuje się w nim, jednak wie, że nie mogą być razem, więc znajduje sobie żonę. Gdy umiera, Sam odprowadza jego duszę do Czyśca i tak panowie się poznają.

Gdzie Dean Thomas jest mordercą i opowiada jak zabił swojego męża, Seamusa Finnigana. Wyjawia dlaczego to zrobił

Gdzie Leo pośmiertnie opowiada o zasadach w jego świecie (tj. choroba kwiecistych płuc i system bratnich dusz) z perspektywy osoby aseksualnej (tu też warto wcisnąć to, że tylko osoby zakochane widzą kolory)

Gdzie Pietro Maximoff jest nocnym łowcą, a Clint Barton faerie. Pietro próbuje pokazać, że nie każdy faerie jest zły tak jak Meliorn

Gdzie Hercules Mulligan jest super bohaterem, a Lafayette zwykłym informatykiem. Mężczyźni zaczynają badać sprawę tajemniczej śmierci Jamesa Madisona.

Gdzie James Syriusz Potter i Teddy Lupin są elfami i muszą pomóc Lokiemu przejąć Midgard, Wallhallę i Asgard.

Gdzie Syriusz Black jest łowcą, a Remus Lupin upadłym aniołem, który uczy się życia w ludzkim świecie.

Gdzie John Watson jest w Ravenclaw, a Sherlock w Slitherinie. Panowie dostają razem szlaban, ale gubią się w Zakazanym Lesie, toteż zdziwiony Sherlock musi uspokajać spanikowanego Johna.

Gdzie Sam Winchester opowiada o swoim życiu w Piekle, zanim poznał innego demona, Gabriela.

Gdzie Oryński (z książek R. Mroza) razem z Chyłką są wampirami - wegatarnianinami i próbują przekonać innych, że nie trzeba pić ludzkiej krwi, co kończy się śmiercią jednego z nich.

(wzorowane na arcie!!) gdzie Castiel Novak jest policjantem, a Dean miejscowym złodziejaszkiem, który nałogowo chce być wsadzany do więzienia przez Casa.

Gdzie Castiel Novak jest synem Demeter, Dean Afrodyty, Gabriel Hermesa, a Sam Winchester Ateny. Cała czwórka jest następcami wielkich Herosów, tj. Nico di Angelo, Percy Jackson itd. Cas, Dean, Sam i Gabe muszą pokonać zbuntowanego Boga i go zniszczyć. Misja jest od początku skazana na niepowodzenie, ale herosi uparcie chcą ją skończyć. W tle jest depresja Sama, Destiel i zmartwiony Gabriel.

Gdzie Seamus pracuje w warsztacie samochodowym Deana Winchestera razem z Magnusem Bane'm i podrywa klientów, do czasu, gdy poznaje Deana, świeżo upieczonego studenta malarstwa.

Will Treaty jest Avengersem, a Gilan jest sekretarzem samego Tony'ego Starka. Panowie poznają się, gdy wściekły Gilan rzuca obelgami na biednego Willa, bo ten zalał mu kawą dokumenty.

Może druga część??

Jeśli ktos chce użyć jednego z hc to proszę o wzmiankę o mnie jako autorze. Miłego pisania!

"jak już mówiłem, zbrodnia często jest osobistym dziełem. Nic więc dziwnego, że jest pełna symboli." - cyt. z Śpiew Skrzypiec, autorstwa @Cloumeritum