Listening To That Priscilla's Song From Third Part Of The Witcher Game And Crying Bc This Song Is ONE

I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES, GERALT WELCOME HOME BABY!!!!!!!!

I think that Nick Fury has that one agent he sends to the most insane missions and I do believe that this agent is Clint Barton. Like. This man just doesn't care — he had seen some unhinged things before and he just doesn't know what the word weird mean.

So imagine the Avengers drinking beer and talking when Clint goes "Hey guys do you remember that time I broke two ribs? Haha, yes, I fought dinosaur and its crazy therapist back then" and the Avengers just stare at him like he said the most insane shit they ever heard. Tony needs answers but doesn't ask too scared to unpack all of this. Thor doesn't give a shit and asks "Did you win?". Clint looks like Thor just offenfed his dog and tells him "Yeah? Of course I won" and then everything goes to hell. Sam, Tony and Steve are screaming, Natasha, Bruce and Bucky are dying from laughter and fighting for their lives and Thor... just looks confused as hell because why only Clint fought a dinosaur??

Nobody asks about the dinosaur's therapist. That's too much information. Why would dinosaur need a therapist? Clint doesn't know the answer, he just forgot to ask.

Wrote so beautiful hcs about the barton family and somehow deleted it

I think this app hate me

"albus dumbledore is evil! 1!2!2!!!"

Guys just say that you don't understand him as a character... It's not that hard

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As a person who wears hearing aids I really want to clear some mistakes that appears while writing deaf!clint :) (idk if that sentence makes any sense lol)

1. You can sleep with hearing aid, it's not that uncomfortable as you read in those fics. You can sleep comfortable because everything depends how your head is lying on a pillow. You can press your ear to the pillow and still sleep — but only if that weird noise doesn't bother you bc if it does, it can be uncomfortable. People (including me) don't sleep with them just because it is not Eco friendly. Like if you have hearing aid with batteries, you have to buy more of them bc usually batteries rest for a week when you turn off them at night and turn on at day. And if you have hearing aid that you have to charge — they last for only 21 hours and then you have to charge them. The best option is just charging hearing aid at night.

2. Technically there is no hearing aids for adults that have a fun color BUT if you have a small ear you can use the child one (well, you have to change the program and the child aid doesn't have that many options but it is a possibility). Also you can buy stickers for hearing aids to make them more unique :D

3. There is a lot of companies that makes hearing aids but the most popular are Phonak and Oticon. I have the Phonak one and I'm very happy with it.

4. They're fucking EXPENSIVE. In Poland one hearing aid is for like 6000 polish zloty (that's my mom's salary lol) but the goverment helps people with buying them so i didn't have pay 12000 polish zloty. I paid only like 2000 polish zloty for two? And my hearing aid ISN'T like the best quality — the best one is like for 12000 polish zloty for one hearing aid!!!!

5. There are two kinds of the part you out directly in your ear — one of them is totally build up and with the other one you can feel the wind in your ear (I have to admit that I almost cried when i felt the wind in my ears for the first time lol)

6. I've talked with other deaf people and we all agreed that when you are used to hearing aid, not wearing it can make you anxious. Like I wish I was joking but I'm not.

7. Fucking wind. Like when the day is very windy you don't hear anything bc of the wind.

8. If you are born deaf (just like me for example) there is a high possibility that for some people your voice will sound weird. Maybe bc your voice can be a little bit higher? Idk tbh.

9. Yes, we can meet ableism. There are people that think that they can be ableists bc they don't see the hearing aids.

I think that's all. Hope that helps!!!

Yall want "complicated characters" but can't even handle albus dumbledore lmao

I wish we had more content with Clint and Thor as friends. Like they're this type of friends who would get married just because they were boring and they would totally FORGOT about it.

Imagine few years later when Winterhawk wedding and the chaos it would create. Like. Bucky would be throwing up from laughter and be fucking furious at the same time, Steve would want to kill Clint, Sam would be dying and fighting for his life, Nat wouldn't be suprised because she was the best woman on that fake ass wedding. Total chaos. Tony would started praying for patience at some point

I SWEAR TO GOD IF 'TEEN' ISN'T BILLY I'M GONNA KMS

Harry Potter’s era Head canons.

1. Harry Potter is bisexual.

2. Hermione had a crush on Bill Weasley when she was 12.

3. Marcus Flint thinks Percy Weasley is a prick with his parents.

4. Fleur Delacour is the most dangerous girl on the planet.

5. Ron Weasley sings on the shower just to bother Harry.

6. Luna Lovegood’s mother (Pandora) is Lucius’ sister.

7. Oliver Wood and Percy Weasley are best friends but always fight.

8. Dean Thomas and Seamus Finnigan sleep in the same bed since 3rd year.

9. George Weasley believes in God.

10. Fred Weasley is gay.

11. Draco Malfoy had a relationship with Theo Nott in 5th year. They’re still best friends.

12. Neville Longbottom hates his body.

13. Ginny Weasley is the best duelist in the school.

14. Harry Potter has social anxiety.

15. Blaise Zabini has excelent grades.

16. Theo Nott has a severe depression.

17. Daphne Greengrass and Padma Patil are friends.

18. Lee Jordan and Fred Weasley are in a relationship.

19. Charlie Weasley is asexual.

20. Draco Malfoy is pansexual and had a crush on Harry when they were 12.

21. Lavander Brown needed to love Ron becuase she didn’t want to come out.

22. Blaise Zabini’s family is from Brazil Draco’s comes from Germany and France. Theo’s is from Hungary. Pansy’s from Kazakhstan and China. And the Greengrass come from Russia.

23. Oliver Wood and Marcus Flint are together since they were 16.

25. Ron Weasley likes to hug Harry.

26. Luna Lovegood knows how to fight but hates it.

27. Harry Potter usually cries in his sleep.

28. Hermione Granger is afraid of being forgotten.

29. Draco Malfoy is a feminist-activist. Which was a big surprise to Hermione, Ginny and Parvati.

30. Bill Weasley is also afraid of spiders