I Keep Bouncing Between Non Functional Gay Ships To Another Non Functional Gay Ship.

Worse, underground children's play places at museums. In my home city there was one with huge fake food as climbing structure.

underground parking garages are criminally underutilized as a horror setting. windowless curving concrete labyrinths stretching up and down and all around you, that's some Backrooms shit

Intro post

Gender: demiboy / Genderfluid / transmask

Pronoun: he/they/it/thing

DNI: homphobes, transphobes, proshippers (specifically inc3st and abuse without reason or resolution), zoophiles (this is more of a do not live), irl incest, pedos, people who ship: billstan/ anything with minors or animals

Fandoms: gravity falls

Minor fandoms: dhmis, Stanley parable, dragon prince, Matt rose, Hazbin hotel, more to come

Btw I'm a minor so don't be a creep

I have decided to return to the woods barefoot in the moonlight.

Bill in my Sims game?

"The way you talk sounds like you don't respect me!"

1: I don't

2:autism

Suggestion: never say that again

what if 80s ford decided that the only sure-fire way to stop bill from opening the portal would be to kill himself

but he's not suicidal. he doesn't want to die. the thought of death terrifies him, obviously, just as it would terrify anyone else. but he's thought through every possible scenario and this is the only way to keep bill out of their dimension. as long as ford's alive, there's a chance his eyes could be used to get past the retinal scanner. once he's dead, it'll be impossible. doesn't matter if bill can posses corpses - the eyes will still be wrong just like any time bill possessed him while he was alive. and he doubts that his clouded-over corpse eyes could open the lock either (he shudders at the thought)

I just have this mental image of him holding a gun to his head while shaking and crying and trying to tell himself that there's no other option but oh god he doesn't want to die. but he has to. it's either him or the entire world. and that's one hell of a trolley problem, but to ford there's only one right answer to that one, even if it's an unpleasant answer. he has to do it. just pull the trigger and let the portal stay locked up forever and eventually forgotten. it's the only way to fix his potentially world-ending fuckup

Alpha male podcasts are so gay. Like why you hate women so much? Because you love MEN

I was just trying to think of a last name for an oc and I thought of one and I said "oh that seems familier" and I looked up "name fandom" and then realized it was my stepdads lastname 😭

I use reverse flirting where I subtly hint i don't like you. Apparently I'm not good at either.

My dad was in Ohio for work, and he got back and this was our conversation

Me: dad how was Ohio

Dad: skibidi

Me: *cumples into a ball on the floor*