For All That They Are Different Bilbo And Thorin Have One Thing In Common:

She holds us all together honestly

“um excuse me Thrain son of Thror king under the mountain asked for no pickles”

haii fris designnn :33 mostly based on the interp of her in sansûkh <33

Have you blown your nose today?

It might be a good idea. You probably hadn’t even realized you were breathing through your mouth just then huh? Yeah that’s why your throats so dry. Go drink some water and blow your nose and hell while your up might as well go to the bathroom.

Look after yourself, you’re a good person and you deserve to be looked after.

Headcanon that dwarves(tolkein) sunburn, badly. Because dwarves evolved with little sun exposure, And hobbits, mostly farming race, tan beautifully.

Bilbo: beautiful brown tan

The company: pink like raw chicken

Also:

Fili and Kili leaving Ered Luin for the first time:

Uncle why am i peeling

About to go fishing, found my mums old tackle box.

My dad does just call her ‘Hobbit’ yes.

Sometimes I think about when I was a brand new baby my parents snuck me into a screening on LOTRs inside my mums jacket and one of my first baby memories is fucking Moria 💀

Bilbo came to his senses

Nothing like your dead husband and nephews showing up at your front door to really stir up a quiet Tuesday night

This feels so wrong… GANDALF? Followed by.. Legolas… okay maybe I am just strange and off putting…that’s fine. You know what? I’ll take it

Bilbo Baggins may be Barrel rider

But I am simply ‘Barrel survivor’

I can not stress that enough that when I was a wee lad I was almost killed by a barrel. I have beef with barrels. Man fuck barrels dude

Bad light.

More gold sick Thorin and his treasure

Got art block, please me patient with me guys