Hm Fun.

I FUCKING LOVE YOUR FICS!! ❤️ Red Flags and Checkered Hearts.!max is my spirit animal! pls share your secrets on how tf you write so fast… im in awe…

i get possessed by the ghost of shakespeare. i black out. i wake up with a ~10k fic. works like magic babyyy

also thank youuuu for reading so much love <33

"Aurelia Knife Verstappen-Leclerc" i giggled so bad that whole fic

AHHHHH its a valid name!! lmao it was either knife or sword and I stuck with knife THANKS FOR READING BTW!! LOVE YOUUU

So I might actually be insane cause the amount of times I have read "The Kingdom, The Power, The Glory" is actually insane and too many to count.

i read it exactly once and now the implications of a potential sequel is plaguing me. i might be going insane. its very hard to say. I'm writing fluff to cope.

what is ur typing speed in wpm cos I swear u write so fast 😭 like pls take a typing test

it’s not about the typing speed babyy 😭 it’s about how many unhinged plot lines are fighting for dominance in my brain at any given moment. i could type at 12 wpm and still drop 5k of feral bearnelli chaos in an hour because the voices won’t shut up (read: hyperbole). typing test???? no. braincell brawl arena??? si.

everywhere i look, i see his face (lestappen)

@partiallyderived this is ur arena i believe. lets discuss accuracy.

where the drivers would be on the periodic table based on their (current) driver numbers

ok so fernando being tony is ABSOLUTELY goated. and jenson being rhodey is slayyy. lewis and nico. no notes. we are turning brocedes into stucky. we can brainstorm the rest of them when I'm not half slept-for-two-hours and half should-be-studying my way thru life

“lando would be such a good spider-man”

“oscar would be such a good spider-man”

ESTEBAN OCON IS RIGHT THERE 😭😭😭

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Lestappen getting distracted because of each other and losing the wheel is so soulmate coded

Abu Dhabi 2021

Bahrain 2019

[Max might have fell first but Charles fell harder <3]

my feelings are filing a restraining order as we speak.

Writers on a random Tuesday: Sits down, locks in, giggles, writes 10k, does not sleep

Also writers on a random Tuesday: writes one sentence and then stares into the abyss for five fours

if lando norris was 3 and charles leclerc was an apple then how many centimeters is the milk that i need to burn on the antarctic refrigerator to gain 3/10ths down the straight at the rainbow road grand prix circuit?

first of all, thank you for this question. It has changed my life. second of all, the answer is clearly blueberry.

you see, if Lando is 3 (which checks out), and sharl leclair is an apple (organic ofc), then the milk (specifically emotionally unstable almond milk) needs to be cryogenically yeeted onto the antarctic refrigerator, which, as we all know, is guarded by two penguins named Lewis and Seb.

once you bypass the ice circuit boss battle (featuring rookie Fernando Alonso on skates), u pour exactly π centimetres of combusted dairy essence into the carburettor of your Mario Kart and scream "FOR MONZAAAA" while drifting at preciselyy 42° angle into rainbow road.

congratulations! you now have 3/10ths and also irreversible lactose trauma. charles is still an apple. lando has evolved into 4 somehow.

science. ✨

Will be waiting patiently

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