Incorrect Quote 48/50

Incorrect Quote 48/50

*in Paris*

Leviathan: I'm... moved. I... I don't know what it is I'm feeling right now. I feel... destiny?

MC: But...

Leviathan: I don't know what it is. I feel like... I just never thought I'd see it with my own two eyes. And here it is. It's just there. It's right in front of me, and...

MC: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception?

Leviathan: Yeah.

MC: But the Eiffel Tower is behind us, babe.

Leviathan: Yeah, but this is the bridge FROM INCEPTION.

MC: Okay, alright.

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4 years ago

Incorrect Quotes 40/50

Satan: *sharp intake of breath* you young homosapien with X Y chromosomes

Solomon, not used to this: What?

MC, whispering: He's saying "BOI" but in scientific terms


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4 years ago

Imagine (Hans Lee):

A patch of your skin is stained black and turns to the color of your soulmate's eyes when they first touch you. Meeting a devil for the first time was already scary, so when a second one appears? You run. Of course, that doesn’t go as planned now does it.

(Imagine below the cut)

Walking alone back home after being at the collage library with your best friend all day should have been easy.

Key word: should.

So when you realize you’re being followed, you discretely tell Tsukasa to go ahead and you’d catch up.

She doesn’t question you, too wrapped up in the fact that she’ll be seeing that man -Anzai she called him- again.

You wait until she’s out of view, and then like the dumbass you are, you turn around and call out to whoever had been following you to let them know you knew they were there.

After not seeing anything for a hot minute, you assume that the person had decided to leave you two alone, so you turn to go catch up with your friend.

Yeah no that was a mistake.

Once your back is turned, you hear a low growl, and then the breath is knocked out of you.

A furious looking man had jumped on you and knocked you to the ground.

You think for a minute ‘oh fuck, this is how I die’ as his fanged mouth descends towards your neck.

But then someone else with long white hair kicks the man off of you and engages in a very dramatic fight with him.

You can see the glimpse of the second man’s single red eye, so you know that whatever the first man was, the second one is too.

That knowledge is enough to make you bolt the second you realize that the second man had successfully knocked out the firsts, and has turned to you.

Of course you can’t outrun him, but it’s the thought that counts right?

“Hey wait up! I just want to make sure you’re okay!”

His words make you falter, and that brief moment of hesitation lets him grab you by the arm to make you stop running.

“I promise I’m not going to hurt you! His voice is soft, and his visible eye is wide as he looks you over.

His gaze stops at your forearm where he had grabbed you, before slowly travelling back up to meet your eyes.

“Is there any chance you were like that before I grabbed you?”

You realize what he’s talking about when you look down, only to see that there’s a handprint in the shade of his eye on your wrist.

“Holy shit I found you.”


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4 years ago

Incorrect Quote 7/50

Mammon: *gets down on one knee*

MC: Oh my god it's finally happening.

Mammon: *ties shoelaces*

MC, tearing up: He finally stopped wearing fucking crocs


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4 years ago

Affection Headcannons (Belphegor)

Fandom: Obey Me

Part: 7/7

General

Belphegor is often found draped over you on the couch while you read.

He was so used to cuddling against his twin that when he started dating you, he just went for it and didn’t care if you were flustered.

If Lucifer is around then you can bet your ass Belphie will be overly affectionate with you to make the eldest jealous/annoyed.

Sleepy boi just wants to be sleepy with you.

Hands

Belphie likes to hold your hands to his chest when he sleeps.

He likes knowing that you’re right there and that way you can’t get away from him until he wakes up

His fingers are always entwined with yours when you’re out in public together.

Kisses

Belphegor is a little shit and doesn’t care who sees him kissing you

Lucifer is coming to get the two of you for dinner?

Come closer he wants to make out with you to make Lucifer jealous.

His kisses are lazy, and half the time he doesn’t even make the effort to meet your lips.

Somehow the sleepy kisses pressed to your chin or to the corner of your lips make you even more flustered then the lip kisses.

Hugs

Hugs almost always turn into naps.

He’ll lean against you with his head on your shoulder and just

Fall asleep right there.

Walking with the twins to get food for Beel? 

You have time while he shops, so Belphie is pulling you against him and burying his face into the crook of his neck to take a quick nap.

When hugging you, Belphegor likes to press lazy kisses to your shoulders to fluster you.

Especially in public.

Cuddles

Sleepy boy is the master of cuddles.

Whether you want to or not, you’ll be taking naps with him daily.

He prefers to rest his head on your chest or stomach and hug you like a pillow, but won’t object to sleeping on your lap if you’re trying to read or doing something on your DDD.

Belphegor loves being the little spoon, and plays with your fingers while drifting off.

You might have to fight Beelzebub to be the one to hold him during movie night.


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1 year ago

Satan (Obey Me)

Satan (Obey Me)

Fluff:

Affection Headcannons

Smut:

Soulmate AU:

First Meeting

4 years ago

If it works I'll do it-

How do you guys get Ur and Ur+ cards in the free pulls or the 10 pulls?????

I can't spend money on the game so I saved up dp for a 10 pull and I got 3 ssr skill up cards but never once have I gotten a ur card😭

Share your luck pls I just want Levi

4 years ago

Affection Headcannons (Asmodeus)

Fandom: Obey Me

Part: 5/7

General

Asmo loves PDA.

(with your permission) He’s always holding onto some part of you when you’re out together.

Either linking arms with you or handing your hands.

Asmodeus also loves when you wrap an arm around him.

He has no problem overall with being physical around other people or even when it’s just the two of you.

He’s new at real relationships though, so be patient with him.

Eventually, he’ll be the best boyfriend you could possibly hope for.

Be prepared for a shit ton of self care days too. He will love having the chance to pamper you.   

Hands

Asmodeus loves holding your hands.

He takes pride in the softness of his own hands, so imagine when he realizes your hands are a little dry or have cuts on them.

He will give you daily hand massages and help you with any cuts.

Asmo likes to kiss your fingertips too, loving the way you get flustered at the soft act, and will often do it when the two of you are in public.

He always wants to be holding your hand when out, don’t expect to ever have two free hands.

Kisses

Asmo loves kissing your lips.

Good morning kisses? Oh yeah

Goodnight kisses? Always.

See you next class kisses? Every. Single. Time.

His lips are always perfectly soft due to all of the care he puts towards his skin and appearance.

He tastes like strawberries because of his Chapstick.

If towards the beginning of your relationship you wanted to wait a little before kissing him, he was cool with that. 

Asmodeus thinks consent is sexy as fuck, and he respects your wishes.

Of course that wouldn’t stop him from teasing you though.

Hugs

If you thought he kissed you a lot, you’re really in for it with hugs.

Asmo always wants to be holding onto you in some way, especially in public so that he can show off that you’re his.

He prefers hugging you in the font so that you can wrap your arms around him too, but if you hug him from behind and you’re tall enough to rest your chin on his head? 

Boom. Instant squealing about how cute it is.

Asmodeus absolutely loves your hugs.

Cuddles

You can expect a lot of touching when cuddling with Asmo.

Poor boy is so used to all intimate acts being sexual that he just falls back into the pattern.

Once he gets used to just laying there wrapped in each others arms though, be ready for so many whispered words of affection.

Asmo thoroughly enjoys being the little spoon when you cuddle, but he won’t say no to being the big spoon.

He’ll post about four cute pictures of the two of you cuddling every week.


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4 years ago

I was cackling throughout this post. Everyone else go home, this one wins.

OM! Brothers with an odd wake up call

it’s 3:22 am idk what this is but i hope ya like it

cringe, cussing, and gn!mc

Lucifer

It was the morning after your arrival when you went to Lucifer’s study and asked if you could wake his brothers up

“Go ahead.”

He didn’t think much of it until he heard the sound of pans smashing against each other and a song being played

“I’M TIRED OF Y’ALL BITCHES IN THIS HOUSE- Y’ALL GONNA MAKE ME LOSE MY MIND”

What in the Devildom is the human exchange student doing?!

“WHERE’S THE FUCKING POTS?! WHERE’S THE FUCKING POTS?! GET- THE- FUCK- UP-!”

He stepped out of his office only to find you running through the halls, smashing pans, and singing- no- screaming at the top of your lungs

“I DON’T GOT NO SLEEP ‘CAUSE O’ Y’ALL! Y’ALL AIN’T NEVER GONNA SLEEP ‘CAUSE O’ ME!!”

Lucifer quickly put a stop to your antics before one of his brothers tried to kill you

You were dragged into his office and lectured for exactly 1 hour and 27 minutes

He hates it when he hears the sound of you screaming random words he doesn’t understand

It got worst when Levi started to join you

Great, now I have two idiots to lecture

Mammon

That morning of your first wake up call, he had just gotten home from the casino to find Lucifer chasing the human who was screaming and clanking pans

“What the fu-“

Needless to say, you left a pretty good impression on him. He had a great laugh as you were dragged by Lucifer into his office for a long lecture

It was funny until he got a taste of your wake up call

“It’s Wednesday, my dudes!”

What is the human doing shouting in the hallway?

“AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

He opened the door and saw you. With goggles on?

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!”

You kept screaming. He saw Satan opening the door down the hall, a dark aura surrounding him

He pulled you inside his room and called you an absolute idiot

Mammon now uses your wake up calls as a distraction for when he steals from his brothers

Leviathan

He was awake when you first did your wake up calls and found it to be hilarious because he understood the memes

Although, he was rather surprised when you asked to borrow his loud speaker for another one of your wake up calls

Eager to see your next chaotic wake up call, he lent it to you

“You know you gotta do the cooking by the book, you know you can’t be lazy!”

A children’s song? Oh wait-

“BREAK IT DOWN, BITCH! LEMME SEE YOU BACK IT UP-“

He was howling with laughter as you violently screamed the lyrics

He was also reprimanded by Lucifer for “giving MC a speaker to scream a vulgar song”

Levi always joins in whenever you do a wake up call, even if he gets lectured

Satan

Right off the bat, he absolutely despised your wake up calls

He was so invested in a beautifully written novel when he heard,

“IS THERE ANYTHING BETTER THAN PUSSY?! YES! A REALLY GOOD BOOK!”

That’s true but would you sHUT THE FUCK UP-

If it weren’t for Lucifer’s and Mammon’s interferences, you would’ve been dead already

Then he noticed how much Lucifer hated your wake up calls

He stands to the side every time you get Lucifer worked up because of your screaming

And he absolutely adored that one time you ran away from Lucifer while yelling,

“I’M A BAD BITCH, YOU CAN’T KILL ME!”

He’s on the borderline of hating and loving your antics

Asmodeus

“This SCREAMING isn’t good for my SKIN!” Asmodeus screeched at you. How ironic

Your odd antics always wakes him up from his beauty sleep and he hates it

“AND THERE WERE ROOMMATES!!”

No- no, nOT AGAIN-

“OH MY GOSH! THEY WERE ROOMMATES!!”

Levi?! You too?!

There is nothing he hates more than when it’s morning and he hears your voice

He honestly hates your voice

Beelzebub

He was... So utterly confused when he hears you screaming for the first time

If anything, he was concerned and checked up on you

But Lucifer has already snatched you away to lecture you

Every time he hears your wake up calls, he always checks up on you to see if you’re alright

He was especially concerned when he heard you scream,

“I smell like beef... I SMELL LIKE BEEF!!”

“I-I don’t? Where’s the beef-?”

He’s genuinely worried about your yelling, try not to do it so often

Belphegor

His first time hearing your wake up calls was up in the attic

He was... Extremely confused.

First of all, that doesn’t sound like any of his brothers. Second of all, what the fuck is happening?

Nowadays, he usually sleeps through your loud wake up calls

On rare occasions, he’ll watch with Satan as you and Levi get chased by Lucifer

4 years ago

Imagine (Guzma):

The first thing said to you by your soulmate is written somewhere on your body. Your first meeting with team skull goes a little different than you had expected.

(Imagine below the cut)

Your pokemon were tired, and so were you.

You had been travelling to Po Town, and you were unprepared for the rain.

I meant you knew it rained there, but you didn’t realize it was this bad.

Galvantula and Larvesta were not having it.

Your Araquanid was having the time of its life as it splashed in the puddles though at least.

When you finally saw the wall encasing the town you almost cried of happiness.

Finally you could get somewhere dry.

The team skull grunts seemed surprised as to how willing you were to go with them inside to see their boss.

Honestly you couldn’t care less about their boss. Whoever he was.

When they brought you before the white-haired man sitting on the throne-like chair, you nearly laughed.

You shut up real quick when he looked at your Araquanid and opened his mouth.

“That’s a cute bug type, but mine’s better.”

“Wanna bet?”

The two of you were quiet for a minute, processing each other’s words, before the man stood up and laughed.

“Took ya long enough.”

The rest of the team skull members that were in the room were shook when their leader walked over to you and started talking about bugs with you.


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4 years ago

You

Inspired by the song “You” by The Pretty Reckless

💜💜Thanks for over 300 Followers 💜💜

My first Soft Shigaraki Fluff. There is sex but its nice, not my normal Dom Shiggy. He is a soft lonely man in here who wants cuddles. Also this is written in a different way. It starts off like a headcannon and ends kinda like a story. 

I had some writers block going on here so I worry about it being good. I almost didn’t post cause I’m not to confident on my writing lately. Anyway I hope you guys like it. Please like re-blog and comment. If soft Shig isn’t your thing please check out my other fics. BTW reader is amune to Shigaraki’s quirk

WORDS–1900

SHIGARAKI X FEMALE READER

Gentle Smut

You

Touch starved 

Shigaraki stared at you all the time. Wanting nothing more than to touch you. To feel your soft skin under his rough fingers. To pull you into his chest in a warm embrace. To have your scent surround him. Bury his face in the crook of your neck, lavishing it with soft kisses while you run your fingers through his messy soft hair. To taste the sweetness of your mouth as his tongue delves inside. What would it be like to have someone touch him. Hug him.

He was sure it would be like a drug that he would become addicted to, he would never get enough. The thought that it will never be makes his heart clench, a lump forming in his throat as he holds back tears. He would be alone forever. He was unlovable. Untouchable. He just wanted you to touch him. 

Self Esteem

He longs to confess his feelings to you but doesn’t think you will reciprocate them. He has very low self esteem, he has seen people stare at him on the rare occasions when he goes out. He knows all too well that he is not attractive. Most people wouldn’t even want to touch him, they probably think he is contagious or something.

None of that bothered him until you came along. Now he would give anything to look normal, to not have unsightly scars covering his face. To have nice soft lips to kiss you with. Even the way he held himself and walked bothered him. He looked like a string-less puppet in his movements, hunched over and jerky. His voice was raspy and husky, not smooth like the actors you see in movies. His hands were calloused, and huge, with overly large knuckles, he doubted you would want to feel his caress. He hated everything about himself. 

Loneliness 

Now he sits at that bar and watches as Dabi flirts with you, as you laugh with Spinner, talk with Mr. Compress, or just hang out with Toga. All the while wishing you would come sit next to him instead, chose his company over theirs. He wants to call you over to him so bad but he doesn’t, you are having so much fun without him. So he sits at the bar, whiskey in hand, alone as always. Occasionally glancing in your direction staring at you through father, glad you can’t see his scars.

Matter of fact you have never seen his face. Would you call him gross or a creep, words he has heard too much. He’s spent countless nights laying wide awake thinking how amazing it would be to have you next to him. Hearing you call his name. The feeling of you snuggled into him, limbs tangled together, a peaceful expression on your face, exhausted after making love for hours. To wake up next to you.

Fear

He sat there getting more and more lost in his thoughts, his self loathing, his desire for you, his loneliness, that he didn’t notice everyone clear out and you taking a seat next to him. Your sweet voice breaking through his thoughts and self pity.

You were curious why he didn’t join everyone. She wanted me to join he thought to himself, no surely not she’s probably just being polite and making conversation, but that wasn’t you. You always spoke your mind not caring if you hurt someone you said what you felt. Yet another reason he was scared to say how he felt. He never showed it but he was vulnerable especially when it came to you. You could easily destroy him. 

Happiness

Wait did she call me Shiggy. He stared at you quietly for several seconds, you must have realized your slip up because you blushed and apologized promptly. “No it’s fine” he sputtered out quickly rather liking the cute little nickname you had given him. You spent the next couple of hours talking, it came so naturally and easy. Sitting next to him, you were so close, your scent was intoxicating, your presence was delightful.

Spending time with you was a pleasure. There were so many things you had in common. Maybe just maybe, he thought, grasping on to the tiniest hope of you liking him. Wait you hadn’t seen his face. He needed to know how you would react, would you gawk at him, suddenly leave, look on speechless. It didn’t matter he needed to know so slowly, hesitantly he reached up and removed father from his face. 

Reaction

This is it, he looked at you offering you the rest of the bottle you’d been drinking out of, studying your face anxiously for a sign. You looked at him wide eyed for a second, Shigaraki took that to mean you were uncomfortable.

“I…I  can put it back on if it makes you feel better” he said, reaching for father on the bar, but your hand stopped his, “why” you asked. He turned back to you, “my face doesn’t bother you, I know how I look, you can be honest” his voice held fear of rejection. Your heart broke for him at that moment.

“I just didn’t think you’d be so hot” you blurted out. Hot she thinks I’m hot, his mind couldn’t process it. Is this really happening, is he dreaming. Without thinking he leaned forward planting his thin chapped lips to your soft full ones. You didn’t pull away. Shyly he ran his tongue over your bottom lip asking for entrance which you instantly gave. Your tongues tangled together as his arms wrapped around your waist pulling you off your bar stool and onto his lap.

You could feel his clothed erection rubbing over the fabric of your panties as he grinds against you. Breaking the kiss he peppered tender bites up and down your neck, little moans coming from his lips. “Shigaraki” your voice breathless. “Call me Tomura baby,” he instructed. 

Dream

“Come with me” he pleaded while taking your hand and leading you away from the bar. You knew where this was going as you followed behind him, his thumb drawing delicate circles on your hand as he led you up the stairs to his room. Entering his room he quickly shut and locked the door behind you. Once again pressing his mouth to yours, all while walking you backwards over to his bed, the back of your knees hitting the mattress before he pushes you down, his body quickly covering yours.

“You have no idea how much I’ve wanted this, how I’ve longed for you, my angel” voice desperate as he gently sucked a path down your neck over your now exposed chest, his quirk came in handy sometimes he smirked to himself as he eliminated the rest of your clothes. Hearing you moan his name only urged him on, his hand feeling over your curves as they moved to his destination between your legs.

His long fingers dipping inside your heat. He could feel how warm and tight you were. Your hands were tangled in his hair scratching his scalp and it felt so euphoric to finally have his dream come true. His mouth reaching the soft flesh between your legs, sucking your oversensitive nub, letting the rough texture of his tongue lick over it running up your lips before delving inside your tightness joining his finger, adding another digit followed by a third, stretching you for what was to come, wanting to make it easier on you, he knew he was big. “You taste like honey baby,” his voice hot on your womanhood. His mouth was driving you crazy as he enjoyed you to his fill. 

Heaven

He worked his way back up your body, ridding himself of clothes on the way. Taking a hold of your hand, “touch me, please” he asked, placing your small hands on his hardened member. The feeling of you working him was almost too much, going from no touch to being so intimately touched by your soft hands on him, as your lips kissed on his neck.

He couldn’t believe how amazing it felt to have you touch him like this, it was way better than him doing it. The feeling of you stroking him. He was more than ready as he took your hands entwining them with his own placing them on either side of your head.

“Are you ready for me love?” he questioned. Nodding in the affirmative he eased in slowly, giving you time to adjust to his size, not wanting to hurt you. Inch by inch he buried himself inside you, holding your hands tight in his while his mouth devoured yours, swallowing your cries and moans. Finally sheathing himself to the hilt in your womanhood he paused giving you a moment to adjust to him.

“You’ve made me so happy princess” his voice husky as he starts to move again. He shushes your whines, promising it will feel good, telling you to relax. After several thrust your whines turn to cries of pleasure, he was filling you so perfectly, so deeply. You were gripping his hands as he left open mouthed kisses all over your chest and neck, whispering in your ear, “ your so beautiful like this, your taking me so well. I’ve dreamed of you so many times” he confesses to you as he moves his hands to your hips, leaning up to a sitting position he bucks his hips into you, pace becoming more erratic as he nears his release.

You felt a feeling coil in the pit of your stomach, electricity spreading through you as you peaked, soaking Tomuras’ cock as he continued to pound into you. He had felt you tighten around him, convulsing as you came, it was his heaven. He had you, you had found release at his hands and it was real, not a dream. He pumped into you a few more times before filling you up, emptying himself inside your warm tight channel. You felt him twitch and pulse as he came, it was so warm and erotic. The feeling of him.

Warmth

Still inside you he gently lays on top of you wrapping his arms around your small form, rolling you over, taking care to stay connected to you. He didn’t want to pull out of you, he wanted to stay like this forever.

He cuddled into you burying his face into your neck whispering sweet words of how much he adores you into your ear. How he would always protect you and take care of you. This was the best thing he had ever felt. The feeling of your body next to him, engulfing him. He could feel your hands on his back, nails dragging up and down as you kissed the top of his head.

“Why didn’t you say something sooner Tomura” you asked. He looks up at you “I didn’t think you would want me, I’m not exactly good looking” he answers shyly. “You really think that, Tomura, I think you’re sexy and you could have had me anytime” you blush while confessing to him. “You’ve made me happier than you know” he says while his mouth meets yours again. The kiss becoming more intense and passionate as Tomura starts to get hard inside you again. “Ready for round two love” his tone promises a long night of love making as he flips you over and worships your body once again.

THE END

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