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MC: Here you are Lucifer, nice hot cup of coffee.

Lucifer: Oh, it's cold.

MC: Nice cup of coffee.

Lucifer: It's horrible!

MC: Cup of coffee.

Lucifer: I'm not even sure this is coffee.

MC: Cup.

Incorrect Quote 30/50

MC: Luke, my god, you've grown!

Luke: Actually, don't tell the others but I'm wearing high heeled sneakers.

MC: You what now-

MC inwardly: Where can I get a pair

I RAN INTO MY DOOR AND NOW MY NOSE IS BLEEDING

Imagine (Shouta Aizawa):

If you get hurt the mark appears on your soulmate in the same place. You finally found your soulmate after seeing him in a press conference on the news.

(Imagine below the cut)

Realizing that your soulmate was a pro hero you had idolized for years was like a dream come true.

Sure you were a fully grown adult, but that didn’t change the fact that you had to take a moment to freak out.

Then reality caught up to you and you realized one little fact.

You had no way to contact him.

Sure you could just try to talk to the next pro you saw about getting his contact info, but what pro in their right mind would give that out freely?

So that’s why you’re where you are now.

It’s been a week since the camino ward incident when you first saw the identifying mark on your soulmate and now you were standing in front of U.A high.

You knew about the barrier, so you were stuck waiting for someone to notice you.

Just your luck, a familiar eccentric blond appeared on your left, talking animatedly with another quieter blond man, and you realized that this was your chance.

“Hey, is there any chance that I could speak with one of your colleagues? I think I’m his soulmate and I couldn’t figure out any other way to find him.”

Present Mic took one look at your face and screeched.

You immediately thought you had done something wrong but it turns out the guy was ecstatic.

Mic personally escorted you all the way to the break room while the tall man, who you now know as Toshinori repeatedly apologized for his outburst.

By the time you were in front of the break room you had been told that Aizawa loved coffee, cats, his students and sleeping.

You thought that was adorable

When Shouta saw the cut under your eye, he had to take a moment to process the knowledge that he might have just found his soulmate.

Toshinori dragged Mic out of the room to let you two have your moment.

His hand held your face so carefully as he examined the mark, and then he lifted his sleeve to show you a familiar mark that mirrored the one you had gotten when you fell off your bike when you were nine.

The two of you spent every spare moment together after that.

Hisashi often made comments on how perfect you were for each other.

Being with Aizawa was a high that never ended.

Imagine (Asmodeus)

In which you can hear their voice in your head until you meet them. Hearing your soulmate’s self care instructions and tips 24/7 started to get a bit overwhelming, so you took to the idea of being a transfer student like a moth to a flame. Your soulmate can’t hear you and you them if you’re in a different world right?

(Imagine below the cut)

‘Don’t forget to get plenty of sleep and eat healthy okay?’

The familiar soft voice echoes in your head as you pack.

You had told your soulmate that you were going to transfer to a school somewhere far away, and he was overly supportive, even joking that you might meet him.

You of course had a laugh at that, and told him that there was no way in hell he would be where you were transferring to.

haha sike

When you arrived in the devildom and were being introduced to the demon brothers, your eyes lingered on the demon that was shooting you a sneaky smile.

‘Ooooh there’s a pair of transfer students here and one of them is sooooo cute! I know you would agree if you saw them!’ 

As your soulmate’s voice rung out in your head, you visibly relaxed with a sigh.

“I’ll bet. I just arrived at the place I’m transferring to.” 

Your voice is quiet, but the demon, who Lucifer introduced to be Asmodeus smiled wider, as if he knew what you were talking about.

The second you were all excused, the pinkish haired demon that had been paying more attention to you sauntered over to you with a wide smile.

“So, what do you say about having a relaxing bath together sometime, soulmate?” 

For a moment you don’t even register that his voice isn’t in your head, and you’re about to question what he was talking about, but then you realize that the demon is still standing there waiting for a response, and you freeze.

“Soulmate?”

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[At Mammon's funeral]

Lucifer: Can we have a moment alone with our dear brother?

Other demons: Yeah of course.

Satan, to mammon: Alright listen fucker, we know you aren't actually dead.

Mammon: *opens eyes* no shit! But how else would I get the witches to leave me alone?

Asmodeus: MC has been crying in their room for the past hour because they think you're dead, you monster.

Imagine (Leviathan)

In which you can hear whatever music your soulmate is listening to. This is the seventeenth time today that you’ve heard the theme song to some anime that doesn’t actually exist and it’s driving you mad but wait there’s a boy humming it right there with headphones on.

(Imagine under the cut)

The music starts up again and you want to cry.

You can’t for the life of you figure out what song your soulmate has been listening to for the past week and it’s driving you insane.

Your best friend must see the anguish on your face, because he snickers and nudges your side.

“Same music?”

“YES IT’S THE SAME MUSIC!”

Solomon doesn’t even try to hide his amusement as you pull out your earbuds and scroll through your playlist to find an obnoxious song to play back at your soulmate.

Mean while, poor Levi was just vibing on a bench while Asmodeus was shopping, watching another episode of the newest devildom anime.

When suddenly new music filtered through his ears and he had to pause his episode to figure out what was happening.

He knew how his soulmark worked, but you had never played your own music so loud.

The poor boy nearly jumped out of his skin when he heard a laugh a few steps away, and saw Solomon with a human girl.

“Finally! The song isn’t playing Solomon! It stopped!”

His human friend was snickering as he watched his female friend do a little happy dance in glee, and Levi rolls his eyes before turning his attention away from you and Solomon.

He unpaused his anime, and almost immediately, immediately heard the groan through his headphones.

“IT STARTED AGAIN SOLOMON PICK A SONG QUICK!”

Leviathan nearly passed out when he realized that you might be hearing the music from his anime, so he did a little test.

Turning his attention to you, he paused his anime, then unpaused it several times, his face falling with your confused expression.

“Wait they keep stopping the music then starting it. What the fuck are they doing?”

Aaaand that’s when Solomon looked around for some unknown reason, and saw Levi staring at the two in fear as his finger hovered over the play button on his DDD.

Yeah Solomon just about choked on his own spit when he looked between the two and realized what was going on.

When Solomon finally managed to steer you over to Leviathan, who was shaking his head furiously at the wizard, you looked up from your playlist to see a terrified looking boy in front of you.

“So I think I know why we can’t find the anime intro you keep hearing. Meet Levi. He’s the one watching it.”

“So yOu’Re tHe bItCh.”

Yeah the two of you were blushing messes for the first year at least.

But hey, at least you can watch the anime that’s been bothering you for the past week.

Imagine (Hans Lee):

A patch of your skin is stained black and turns to the color of your soulmate's eyes when they first touch you. Meeting a devil for the first time was already scary, so when a second one appears? You run. Of course, that doesn’t go as planned now does it.

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Walking alone back home after being at the collage library with your best friend all day should have been easy.

Key word: should.

So when you realize you’re being followed, you discretely tell Tsukasa to go ahead and you’d catch up.

She doesn’t question you, too wrapped up in the fact that she’ll be seeing that man -Anzai she called him- again.

You wait until she’s out of view, and then like the dumbass you are, you turn around and call out to whoever had been following you to let them know you knew they were there.

After not seeing anything for a hot minute, you assume that the person had decided to leave you two alone, so you turn to go catch up with your friend.

Yeah no that was a mistake.

Once your back is turned, you hear a low growl, and then the breath is knocked out of you.

A furious looking man had jumped on you and knocked you to the ground.

You think for a minute ‘oh fuck, this is how I die’ as his fanged mouth descends towards your neck.

But then someone else with long white hair kicks the man off of you and engages in a very dramatic fight with him.

You can see the glimpse of the second man’s single red eye, so you know that whatever the first man was, the second one is too.

That knowledge is enough to make you bolt the second you realize that the second man had successfully knocked out the firsts, and has turned to you.

Of course you can’t outrun him, but it’s the thought that counts right?

“Hey wait up! I just want to make sure you’re okay!”

His words make you falter, and that brief moment of hesitation lets him grab you by the arm to make you stop running.

“I promise I’m not going to hurt you! His voice is soft, and his visible eye is wide as he looks you over.

His gaze stops at your forearm where he had grabbed you, before slowly travelling back up to meet your eyes.

“Is there any chance you were like that before I grabbed you?”

You realize what he’s talking about when you look down, only to see that there’s a handprint in the shade of his eye on your wrist.

“Holy shit I found you.”

Could yall imagine if a fiesty MC died in the human world and went to the celestial realm?

Micheal calling Diavolo: "I think one of yours ended up up here. "

Diavolo: "Why?"

MC screaming from the other room: "YOU DIDN'T DESERVE MY ANCESTOR AND YOU DON'T DESERVE ME!"

Diavolo: "MC? "

MC still screaming: "SUCK MY DICK YOU FEATHERY FUCKS!"

Micheal: "Please come pick them up. They've made three of my angels cry and they are screaming that 'Their stab wound was more tasteful then the drapes.'

Diavolo chuckling: "Yes, yes. I'll come get them."

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Incorrect Quote 50/50

Diavolo: Know why I called you in here?

Lucifer, embarrassed and dead inside: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic

Diavolo: *stops pouring two glasses of wine*

Diavolo: Wait, accidentally?