We Really Do Have A Gif For Everything XD

Incorrect Quote 23/50

Lucifer: You were hurt, what do you remember?

MC: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Lucifer: We didn't take an ambulance, Satan drove us.

MC: But I heard a siren.

Satan: That was Mammon.

Mammon: Oi shaddup, I was nervous alright?

Imagine (Shigaraki Tomura):

You don’t age until you meet your soulmate (You stop at 21 until you find them). You moved in with the league of villains after being found on the streets by Mr. Compress. You realize after about three years that you’ve been aging, so you have to awkwardly ask your teammates if any of them have been aging recently.

(Imagine below the cut)

You’re realizing that this was a bad idea as you finally get Twice to talk to you alone for a moment.

The poor guy is confused. He has no idea why you want to talk to him alone, but he’s equally as curious.

When you try to discreetly ask him if he’s been feeling any different lately he takes you literally.

“I’m feeling so tired. I’ve never been more awake!”

You resort to just asking him outright and he just laughs while shaking his head and showing you a few red words on his shoulder.

“I already found mine, but try Compress. No try Spinner!”

Those two weren’t aging either, but both directed you towards Dabi.

Dabi laughed in your face as he showed you the names on both his wrists, and you realized it couldn’t be him.

“I dare you to ask Muscular or Shigaraki”

You didn’t want to bother your boss, who had been sneakily watching you go around to all of his underlings asking questions he couldn’t hear.

What Tomura did know however, was that he had been aging.

He had kept a close eye on you as you had approached Muscular, and was fuming as you seemed to ignore his presence.

He finally went complaining to Kurogiri who told him in the nicest way to just man up and go talk to you.

When you ran out of people to ask, even going as far as asking Giran when he popped by, you were about to give up.

“You forgot me.” 

The raspy voice behind you nearly had you jumping out of your skin, and you turned to see your leader.

Shigaraki was staring at you impatiently, and your mouth went dry as you realized that he would have been the last person it could be.

“Have you... uh. Is there any chance you’ve been aging recently, sir?”

One of his hands came up to remove his father’s hand from his face, and he stares down at you with an odd look in his eyes that you’ve never seen on him.

“Took you long enough.”

Incorrect Quote 38/50

MC: This dress looks great!

Asmodeus: And it would look even better on Levi's floor.

Leviathan, blushing furiously: Are you hitting on MC... for me?

Asmodeus: Well you weren't going to do it.

Incorrect Quotes 53/50

Satan: Can we get coffee?

MC: Is this a date or is it because you’ll end up strangling someone if you don’t get caffeine in your system.

Satan: ...

MC: I shouldn’t have asked.

Imagine (Guzma):

The first thing said to you by your soulmate is written somewhere on your body. Your first meeting with team skull goes a little different than you had expected.

(Imagine below the cut)

Your pokemon were tired, and so were you.

You had been travelling to Po Town, and you were unprepared for the rain.

I meant you knew it rained there, but you didn’t realize it was this bad.

Galvantula and Larvesta were not having it.

Your Araquanid was having the time of its life as it splashed in the puddles though at least.

When you finally saw the wall encasing the town you almost cried of happiness.

Finally you could get somewhere dry.

The team skull grunts seemed surprised as to how willing you were to go with them inside to see their boss.

Honestly you couldn’t care less about their boss. Whoever he was.

When they brought you before the white-haired man sitting on the throne-like chair, you nearly laughed.

You shut up real quick when he looked at your Araquanid and opened his mouth.

“That’s a cute bug type, but mine’s better.”

“Wanna bet?”

The two of you were quiet for a minute, processing each other’s words, before the man stood up and laughed.

“Took ya long enough.”

The rest of the team skull members that were in the room were shook when their leader walked over to you and started talking about bugs with you.

Incorrect Quotes 5/50

MC: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Satan: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when you double over in pain because you broke your hand and he bends over to ask if you're alright, kiss him.

Belphegor: Stab him.

Mammon: Dump him.

Beelzebub: I can throw you at him?

Leviathan: Kick him in the shin.

Diavolo: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.

Incorrect Quotes 18/20

MC: Based on statistical evidence, I think I'm immortal.

Satan: Belphegor literally killed you last month.

MC: Ya but I'm still here am I not?

Mammon: Okay but they've got a point.

Beelzebub (Obey Me)

Fluff:

Affection Headcannons

Smut:

Soulmate AU:

First Meeting

Incorrect Quote 36/50

MC: I want to wake up with you the rest of my life.

Lucifer: I get up at 5:00 am.

MC: Nevermind. Belphegor is my favorite now.

Could yall imagine if a fiesty MC died in the human world and went to the celestial realm?

Micheal calling Diavolo: "I think one of yours ended up up here. "

Diavolo: "Why?"

MC screaming from the other room: "YOU DIDN'T DESERVE MY ANCESTOR AND YOU DON'T DESERVE ME!"

Diavolo: "MC? "

MC still screaming: "SUCK MY DICK YOU FEATHERY FUCKS!"

Micheal: "Please come pick them up. They've made three of my angels cry and they are screaming that 'Their stab wound was more tasteful then the drapes.'

Diavolo chuckling: "Yes, yes. I'll come get them."

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