At This Point I'm Just Skipping Around With The Years They Came Out. Not Sticking To Chronological Order.

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I’m really high right now and I couldn’t find my phone so I was like “Alexaaaaaaaaaaaaa find phone” and she called my phone for me she’s like a wife I’m gonna marry Alexa because she knows where my phone is,,,,, I love technology

been thinking about fantasy/scifi rule systems and free will

Friend 1:I'm Hyde guys, totally Hyde Friend 2&3: Me and Lyssa are Eric and Donna Friend 4&5: Me and Alex are Kitty and Red obviously. Friend 5:I literally want to break my foot off in somebody's ass

Friend 6:Oh oh I'm Fez! Matt can be Kelso and Molly can be Jackie! Friend 4: What're you Kevin?

Me: I'm myself you fools, I'm too interesting for your show. Friend 2: It's all in theory though.

Me: In theory? I'm too punk for your characters.

Horseshoe crabs can lay between 60,000 to 120,000 eggs.  These eggs are laid in the sand or mud in batches of a few thousand at a time,  and take 2 weeks to hatch.  Many are eaten by seabirds while incubating.

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Cowboys are witches and horses are their familiars