I Wonder What The Cosmic Horror Equivalent Would Be Of Some Doofus Throwing An Uncut Plastic Can-ring

I wonder what the cosmic horror equivalent would be of some doofus throwing an uncut plastic can-ring in the woods.

I guess you’d be minding your own business going about your day when suddenly you feel your body get all tangled up in something like a big web or giant flypaper. You can never see it but it feels from then on like you’re dragging a bunch of tree branches everywhere you go, small objects end up hovering around you as they get caught up in it, you see in more colors than a human is supposed to and you get some really weird rashes that look almost like writing. Maybe you die because it slowly turns your brain tissue into quartz or something.

All because a poorly educated Ghuerj spore was too lazy to throw its kxzyjtrrt rind down the proper void funnel