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holy fuck you guys 

after years of being vaguely confused when I came across the measurement “a stick of butter” in recipes, today I learned that in the United States they sell butter in these skinny stick things:

it is literally a stick of butter. A STICK OF BUTTER. 

i have literally never seen butter sold this way. each stick one only amounts to ½ a cup of butter AMERICANS PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT MY WHOLE LIFE WHEN I SAW THE PHRASE “A STICK OF BUTTER” IN RECIPES I WAS IMAGINING THIS:

THIS IS THE ONLY “STICK” I’D EVER SEEN BUTTER SOLD IN. I THOUGHT Y’ALL WERE THROWING FUCKIN’ POUNDS UPON POUNDS OF BUTTER INTO THINGS HOLY JESUS THE WORLD MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE NOW FUCKIN CHRIST. 

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you lit a whole pack of birthday candles at once? Because I did

this is Duke

Duke tried to go through the cat door 

the cat door of the baby gate, meant specifically to keep him out of the basement and away from the cat food

Duke is NOT in fact, a cat

Duke has shamed his ancestors (and knocked over a lamp)

He's so sweet!!

Please take me to senior prom next year ill pay for dinner (lmao)

awe sorry hun cant do!  But you are beautiful girl, im sure you will find someone that would die to go with you ^.^

so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???

and the next thing i know……

Happy Easter, lovelies! 420 praise it <3 I’m hoping to tweet this to immortal tomorrow hurr

Introducing The Creatures.

Omg yes!!

COULD THIS BE EVEN BETTER THAN THE MARSHALL PHOTO?

i just want to point out that not all of the fans of the creatures are shitty people. don’t put thoughts in people’s heads that we’re all bad people. every youtuber has those fans that aren’t all that kind. please stop pointing out the bad and acknowledge the good! (◕‿◕✿)