what’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?
To prove something to a friend, please
REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES
LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES
i am emotionally invested now.
i need more
Kapil Sharma x Himesh Reshammiya Part 2
Kapil woke up in a drugged and drowsy state . All hung over and dizzy . “Oh fuck . What happened last night” Kapil wondered as he massaged his head to relive some of the pain . Beside him , a sleeping Himesh who was completely naked and clearly very aroused .
“Good morning baby” Himesh said in a husky voice that made Kapil wonder if anything could compare to this feeling of euphoria . “What’s wrong baby , you’re not talking . Unlike last night.” “W-well , it’s just … I’m surprised that you’re still talking with me and not regretting this.” "Well you see Kapil...." Himesh said , taking Kapil's hand in his and caressing it "I've been in love with you for a long time. ever since I saw you walking around with that chapri beard of yours , I couldn't stop thinking about how it would feel on my body"
Kapil blushed crimson and was surprised by Himesh's sudden confession. Kapil leaned over and kissed Himesh passionately on lips while gripping Himesh's head in his hands . "I love you too . I've been waiting for this moment for so long"
The wedding bells had been ringing and the wedding planners was in constant stress . Despite not being the one actually getting married , she felt under a lot pressure to make sure Kapil's wedding to Ashi went all right . That's right , Himesh had broken up with Kapil after realizing he was just another drunk . Kapil had come home , only to find Himesh in bed with Ananya Panday . "Look Kapil , I can't do this anymore . I can't keep pretending that you're not just another drunk who doesn't even care about my feelings anymore. At least Ananya cares for me . In a way that you'll never be able to." When Kapil confronted Ananya , she said the same thing . "Kapil .... me and Himesh are in love . We can't help it.” Kapil had to take a step back and geld out of there as fast he could
That was until he bumped into something …..
(to be continued)
@herondalesunsetcurve@navi-llera@aash-nah@badassgemini@attentionadaykeepsmeawake@maccharfucker@raveavecmoi@shwetaaaaaaaaa@siyae-s@just-your-average-ghost@im-his-prince@shes-my-prince@shybrunettepainter@mellowdinonuggets@starburns@revvs-trash@ritzapocalypse
such a mood bestie
benedikt montagov: *exists*
me: i am GAY GAY GAY GAY HOMOSEXUAL LIMP WRISTED GAY 🌈💅🏻✨
i- what?
tagging anyone who wants to lol
ok new tag game search your name in the gifs and the fourth one is how your years gonna go (i saw this on facebook)
Oh- thanks for the tag @lord-of-the-weird
Tagging: @visfar-the-101 @lost-highwayy @nikkisqueenofsleaze @kurtsnirvanabrother @novemberslashhx @axysbbygurl @adlersrose @rocknrollsoul76 @pinkpatiencecreepers @hungercityhellhound 🤍
shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.