I just pulled an all-nighter, as one does, and I went to grab something to eat because I'd prefer not to starve. Last night we had pizza, so obviously I had left over pizza. Make all the jokes you want; I honestly don't care. That was the best thing I have ever put in my mouth. I swear, out of everything, homemade spaghetti, Chinese takeout, butter chicken, cookies, ice-cream, Jello, that Oreo pudding stuff we make for potlucks, my dad's award-winning chilly he stole from a dc comic and has an image of said comic framed and hanging in the kitchen, NOTHING has been better than this day-old pizza.
I've just discovered I can't be forklift certified for at least three years.
To say I'm disappointed is an understatement.
*dramatically sighs as toss myself onto a couch* I wish gay people were real.
My alarm clock scared me, so I turned it off and forgot to turn it back on. Now I have no grasp on the concept of the passage of time.
Shoot the messenger, send a message.
I am in so much PAIN right now, it's not even funny.
I can barely even walk. I literally just sitting in bed, not even moving, and I can still feel it.
It's times like this I wish I lacked a physical form.
brb, gotta go fall off the face of the earth for abit.
My little sister commented under a video that it made her cry, and apparently someone replied, "Good. Suffer."
She said they reminded her of me?
I want to take it as a compliment, but I don't know if I should.
Wanna see me do something cool?
*breaks all the bones in my entire body*
Wanna see me do it again?
New Idea for Public Transport! Make giant magnet towers and put people in metal suits and catapult/slingshot them around like angry birds.