Don’t Get Me Wrong, I Hate Zak Brown. But I Hate Christian Horner More, And At The End Of The Day;

At this point I think the Williams pre race discussion was like “this race will be shit and chances of getting big points will be low, what can we do to make it entertaining for ourselves?” “Well both Mercedes are behind us we can fuck with them” “okay let’s do that”

For anyone who has never seen the video behind the Portugal throat infection, here it is:

daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

Carlos Sainz Jr can I introduce you to the concept of socialism?

Anyway 🤧 (x)

Race win celebration? Galex smooches have been floating around in my brain for the past week.

I fucking hate golf. Genuinely one of the worst sports ever created. But if it gives me carlando content I won’t complain.

sports fans will say things like i cant wait to watch a press conference

🏳️‍🌈 McLaren are committing to pride month 🏳️‍🌈

“Omg this *insert f1 driver here* is such a twink” so close! He’s actually just a man who can’t grow good looking facial hair!

I am a supporter of screwing everyone over in a really mean and petty way if it means George and Alex have makeup sex afterwards.