Imagine Working At McDonald's, And You Go To Give The People In The Drive-through Their Meal, And It's

Oat milk is made by milking goats and then putting the milk through a fine filter to extract all the "G"s

SCORCH EXPLAIN YOURSELF !

biggest reason i make so many flop posts on here is because everything i do reeks of the desperation to make a popular tumblr post. this is deliberate, because it is what protects me from ACTUALLY making a popular tumblr post. so long as i crave it, tumblr fame will never find me. it is only when i turn away, and accept my fate of obscurity, that people will lay their eyes upon me. and it WILL be because i tripped and fell on my stupid face while i was turning

May the 4th be with you! :D

i could fix him (referring to my old design)

hes lynxcore now ok?

hey guys have you ever heard of THE CHARACTER. i’m thinking about THE CHARACTER. honestly can’t even get shit done because i’m thinking about THE CHARACTER. i’m listening to a song and imagining THE CHARACTER. all i know and love is THE CHARACTER

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contender for funniest clip in any horror movie ever