I Love Watching F2 Kids Make The Jump To F1 Because They Drive With That "I Don't Care About This Car.

Cardan Greenbriar for y'all

There's this café/bakery where I live and I always order a sweet french toast for breakfast and the waitress doesn't even need to ask me what I want anymore. She also keeps an eye out for me and notices when I haven't been there in a while. It feels nice to know that the staff look forward to seeing me and that they know I'm not going to cause a scene or anything, they also know that I tip well :) Idk, I like being a regular.

Starving to death this morning because ive been to the new local cafe twice this week already and if i go a third time ill look desperate.

We need help, but yes. Bonus points if they would punch you if you tried to hug them<3

*fictional man who has killed in cold blood, is mean to everyone, who is allergic to feelings and is emotionally constipated*

*points* yes, that one. he’s my comfort character

who fucking litters. why do i ever see litter. who thinks that’s okay. who. who NEEDS to throw their fast food bag out the fucking window instead of waiting until they get somewhere with a trashcan. what kinda clown behavior. get fucked.

bad kitty.

I love how holly black took the ‘brooding and mysterious love interest who is a jerk but is secretly in love with the mc” and instead of making a charismatic asshole with a six pack she made a pathetic loser boy who is drunk all the time, can’t fight, and wants nothing to do with the main plot.

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I was thinking about this exact same thing earlier today.

“I just want someone to be truly happy because of me. Someone who is happy to see me, happy to hear me, happy to know me.”

— Unknown