Icons Of My WoD OCs! I'll Put Some Info Below, Tho It's Full Of In-game Terms 🤡

Roleswap AU

If only you could know how much joy it brings to me to create an AUs that no one asked for.

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Ah, hello there! Well, first of all, I'm not exactly a good storyteller or writer, plus English is not my first language and I'm dyslexic, which makes me tired of writing easily, so don't expect big and complex text here. In fact, it’s not just a normal text, but a bunch of facts, headcanons and my comments. Part of this’ll be even a little bit personal. You’ve been warned, fellas. For those who still reading it - thank you. In this AU Zim is truly the most succesful invader in the Irken Empire. He’s aware of this and therefore his ego is immense. His desire to serve the Tallest quickly passed when his efforts’ve been neglected. Zim makes no secret of his disgust for the Almighty Tallest and so do they by sending him on deadly missions in hope that he won’t return. But he always survives. That's why they send Zim to deal with Tak, who also was a pain in the ass for all this years. However, Zim decided to postrone her elimination so he could stay on Earth for a while.

Tak is just extremely unlucky. She disgraced herself in front of the whole Armada on the day of her final examination and then she was assigned to the planet Dirt as a punishment.

And here where the personal stuff starts. Now let's talk about Gaz... Specifically about he/him lesbian headcanon. I haven't seen even a single character in media that represents that category of people, and furthermore not a single person who would have such headcanon, so I felt like I should create my own.   It was stated that Gaz has a girly side to her but doesn't want anyone (except her family) to know and it's actually resonates with me on so many levels. Since we have this weird connection, I decided to make her more representative for me. And that's how this headcanon was born. Some people think that he/him lesbians can't exist because using these pronouns automaticly makes you a trans person or somehow a man??? It's very painful to hear, especially from those who are supposed to be in the same boat with you. He/him lesbians are not men, they are still women - they simply are more comfortable with he/him pronouns. Pronouns are a personal preference to what someone wants to be called and it is not a mandatory for their gender and pronouns to match. Please take care of yourself and respect others. Love y’all, have a nice day!

Audience: Can we have Zadr?

Me: We have Zadr at home.

Zadr at home:

Draw 🦑 consistently challenge

...Impossible

Ofc the only @ that isn't working is mine. Why Tumblr wants to fight me so bad, my gooood 💦

Anyway, Esthy that's adorable. Truly adorable. I can't discribe in words how much i like it. Thank you - you made me so happy aaaaAaaaAAAAAAAA!

here’s the dad squad

@dana-chan325; @katowashere; @paketdimensioncomic , come and collect your dads

2020 is the year where we all give zim a dad, that’s it, that’s all that matters

lemme take a breath. Khm... aaaaAaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHKKHHHHH!!! DUDE, I LOVE IT. I'M MCFUCKING LOVE IT! IT'S SICK!

Omg you just- you just offended my boy, but I can't stop laughing.

Oh, shi- do you understand what you've done, fren? I'm now forced to escalate this joke even higher. And mark my words, I'll make it even worse!

Weird Flex, but Okay?

@katowashere​ –throws this at you along with a bunch of love–

When you feel the need to flex on an alternate version of yourself just cause

Haus (Computer) is an asshole 

Even to himself

EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS

hey guys so im in the middle of a really big move to get out of a bad situation and i am extremely anxious about how much im needing to spend to do this.

SO, im opening some very cheap commissions since the other sheet i made months ago doesn’t seem to be appealing to anyone

i will do any cleaned up, colored sketch for $5. i dont care if its furry, nsfw, gore, whatever. here’s some examples of my art under the cut:

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Remember the legendary "I thought the Almighty Tallest killed you" meme? Here's my contribution.

Had this meme collecting the dust in my folders. Wanted to polish it before posting tho I don't think I'd have a chance to any time soon. Hope this quality is fine with y'all.

The original meme is under the cut

The original:

Okay. Okay okay okay, i can handle that... But hear me out.

Why does he looks like a russian gopnik? 

Ceph I need answers.

I think it's funny, that Prof hiding, is him showing his face. It's so ironic and I love it.

Lol

Technically he’s showing his face as it would look had it NOT been exploded off in a lab accident before his kids were made.

Plus, he cuts a very identifiable figure in his usual work attire.

(And here I will throw in a nonstylized/ETF proportioned ref) 

But throw on a hat or something to hide that hair scythe

Put on his face (literally and in the makeup sense)

Swap out the goggles for glasses and the usual arms for the realistic arm prostheses

And then throw on clothing that alters his silhouette

BAM

he can pass off as just any old average guy who just happens to be tall.

Clark Kent Effect

Me: don't overreact and reply to everything. You might scare them off.

Also me:

Tbh this post is now 9000 times better!

Thx @paketdimensioncomic !

So… I practiced stylization to simplify my own style before I’ll start working on a fancomic, and suddenly created this monstrosity:

Mom come pick me up I’m scared.

Well, it didn’t work out. That’s in my nature to draw cute thingies - not creepy ones. Perhaps if I make him smoother and maybe a little bit softer so he could be more appealing and- Wait, why is he getting smaller?

Oh shit, he’s shrinking!

no no NO NO NOOOOOO!!!

GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Too late… I diagnose you with the baby.

Ah, Halloween.

What a beautiful day to be left alone at home with no food, no money, and in complete mess. Things aren't going well for me today, huh. However I'm trying to remain positive anyway and hope y'all having a good time celebrating with your friends and family. If not please take my personal invite to my DMs - we'll have some spooky scary not lonely vibes together at least hahah 🎃

Also today is the day I reached my first milestone of 500 followers! Thank you for all your likes, reblogs, and comments - your feedback means a lot to me and there's no words that can describe how lucky I am to find so many people who appreciate what I'm doing.

Anyway I wanna draw something to celebrate these events although I haven't came up with ideas better than to open fandom requests. Go bananas 👏

Happy Halloween!