I Dont Want To Become An Adult But I Also Dont Want To Be A Teenager Any More Because I Have Too Many

*defusing a bomb*

Dream over phone: ok now cut the red wire. But make sure not to cut the green

George:

Dream:

George:

Sapnap also over phone: *laughs*

In a zombie apocalypse I would be the one trying to watch tv and not know what’s wrong. Like Stacy from phineas and ferb. Either that or is he the first to get infected.

I realized something. I think there is a point in my cycle where I loathe my face. Every other time I’m fine, I am quite pretty, it’s just a 5 day thing.

I WANT TO CLAW OFF MY FACE!!

The Miraculouses are just their fursonas.

Butter knifes are commonly used to spread stuff on bread. Spatulas are commonly used to spread stuff on baked goods. They are, apparently, not interchangeable.

Me 2 months ago: I’m straight I just like listening to girl in red

Me now: *sweater weather plays*

In case anyone was wondering I really hate guns

You are just as beautiful as the moon. If you say you’re not beautiful then you would also be saying that the moon is not beautiful.

So I use Flo as my period app and there is this thing called secret chat where you chat anonymously. One of the questions was Any Tips For Someones First Kiss? And

I just love whoever said this. This is how you do it.

The school hotdogs taste like coagulated hotdog water in a nice cardboard bun.