An English Professor Quietly Admires A Student’s Talent For Writing Mysteries Until They Realize The

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❛ okay. we’ll go.

if you observe the elves in rudolph the red nosed raindeer, you’ll notice this:

the elf men have very large noses, and are all bald, while the elf women have smaller noses and wavy blonde hair.

now. we already know hermey the elf is a twink. however i’d like to offer up a second piece of information:

hermey, though a man, exhibits a small nose and wavy blonde hair. did you guess it yet?

hermey is trans

Absolutely a sucker for the “ARE YOU HURT” once over. The wandering hands, frantically checking for blood or pain just SOMETHING. ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED of what they might find while searching. The panicked look on the face of the person doing the checking, the glossy, confused “I’m fine” from the person being checked. HOO BOY just inject that shit right into my veins

I am a WHORE for “the love is requited, they’re both just idiots”

maybe we’re friends

someone: aren’t masked villains like.. terrifying to you? because of that? does the mask not unsettle you? at all? creep you out?

me, visibly sweating and also in love: …not particularly, no

wanted to do something simple and got carried away

Satan i draw a lot of Belos, don’t i

my commissions are open, You can check the prices >here<

DANA PLEASE

writing fanfiction is just. i’m being so creative and original. i’m plagiarizing everyone by accident. i’m a genius. i’m cringe. i’m too angsty. i’m too cheesy. this is not in character. it doesn’t matter that it’s not in character because these are my characters now. i love my hobby. this is the worst possible use of my time. i’m seeking validation. i’m projecting my own personal problems onto this story and i’m barely hiding it. i know so many words and i’m using all of them wrong. im on tumblr posting about it instead of writing it.