And This Is When Cassie Knew, She Fucked Up

I'm sorry, but if he can punch into a wall like that, imagine what he can do in bed

My cats an asshole so this has never happened

Look here bitch, you are me five years ago but guess what, listen to the sin gif and just get some therapy

I sympathize with her but:

First Kiss- I would rather die then kiss this burning trash can😡😡🤬🤬👿👿

Best Friend- Bitch, we cutting up🤪🤪🤪🤪on our way to annoy Aizawa

Enemy- Damn what have I done to become YOUR enemy Mirio😱

Ex lover- YOU ARE A CHILD

One night stand- Again. YOU ARE A CHILD

Lover- Omfg what the fuck JUST LOCK ME UP

Your #1 fan- Honestly, i aint even mad😏😏

Betrayed by- Dude no why would you do this😱😱

Saved by- Hell yeah!!! We ride together we die together😌👊

My girl got SASS

Why does team skull remind me of my friends in high-school

Word.

Holy shit, I never thought of it like that

Fun fact! According to folklorists, all myths, fairy tales and nursery rhymes that are about some dude named Jack are talking about the same guy

What this means is, that ever single one of the following

Jack Be Nimble (who jumped over burning candles for fun)

Jack the Giant Killer (who sold his cows for magic beans then robbed and killed a giant)

Stingy Jack (who tricked the devil so many times he was banned from both afterlives)

Jack of Jack and Jill (who splattered his head open falling down a hill)

Jack o’ Lantern (the headless horseman spirit of halloween)

Jack Frost (the spirit who heralds the end of autumn and the start of winter)

Are literally the same jackass who made so many bad life choices he ended up an immortal ice dullahan with a pumpkin serving as both his head and flashlight

First Kiss- First of all bitch, blood is a no go for me🤢🤮

Best Friend- You are precious and I love you🥰😍

Enemy- Bitch, I dont even remember you're fucking name😡😤

Ex-Lover- You know what, I ain't even mad. Probably had some great damn sex though🥵🥴

One night stand- I would be both terrified and turned on from his intimidation😰🥵

Lover- Boy, I got about 13 cook books I got you baby🍽🍻🥢

Your #1 fan- Bitch if you don't get your dusty crusty musty ass out of here🤬🤬🤬

Betrayed by- Dude, I forgot your name too. At least I won't feel bad for beating two bitches up😏🖕

Saved By- Yes Kirby Jr. can save me any day, any time🥰🥰

Mason hacking and choking sends me everytime I swear🤣🤣

OOOOODYSSEUS OF ITHACAAAAAA

1: ~I've been working on the railroad~

2: Man I hope I don't get lost...

3: That'd be really embarrassing...

4: What am I doing??

5: I'm so smalltalk probably won't even see me...

6: Oh!! Hello there!! I'm sorry if I'm in your way.

7: I'm not? Oh good then.

8: My name is karchuckles! My Mama made me to go on a journey!

9: Because I have SO MANY QUESTIONS!!!

10: Mama said that one day I just popped up on her pillow when she woke up one morning.

11: Mama told me stories before I left about the Greek Gods.

12: And...

13: I wanna know if it's true, so I'm gonna go find them!

14! Wish me luck!! Goodbye stranger!!!