I Mean, He Did State The Obvious

Mason hacking and choking sends me everytime I swear🤣🤣

OOOOODYSSEUS OF ITHACAAAAAA

This is what happens when you dont drink your respect women juice in the morning Apollo

#apollo #hades #asspollo

And that's the difference between Hades and asspolo

Look here bitch, you are me five years ago but guess what, listen to the sin gif and just get some therapy

I sympathize with her but:

Someone make this a thing

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I would feel like a murderer

where can I buy this kind of gummy

Zeus kept it on his pants compared to his brother my gods🤣🤣🤣

It’s funny how Zeus gets all the blame for being the ultimate father of mythology, with people constantly saying things like, “If only Zeus had kept it in his pants!” Meanwhile, Poseidon and Heracles have left a trail of children across Greece that makes Zeus look almost restrained. But here’s the thing—Zeus gets the bad reputation because he’s king. When the ruler messes up, everyone talks about it.

His affairs were grand, dramatic, and often involved transformations, so they stuck in people’s minds. Poseidon, on the other hand, had just as many (if not more) flings, but he doesn’t get the same criticism—probably because he wasn’t in charge of Olympus. And then there’s Heracles, who was basically speedrunning fatherhood between every one of his labors, but since he’s a hero and not a god, people just shrug it off. It’s a classic case of holding the one in power to higher (or just louder) standards, while the others slip under the radar.

Ariadne and Dionysus as parents headcannons?

Ahh 🤩 anon my favourite types of headcanons! Where to begin:

Okay so first i have the idea of Ariadne being terrified of being a mother (especially when she first became pregnant) and honestly who could blame her? Imagine her for years seeing her parents mistakes. First his father's infidelity, her mother's jealousy, then a sibling that turned her family upside down. Worse she had to watch every year innocents become her brother's sacrifice

Thankfully Dionysus would always prove to her how loyal and supportive he would be to her. Pain? He immediately requests Apollo or Hermes. Walking around? No he carries her. Hungry? Here's a buffet to fill a king. He would always want her to be comfortable and not have any issues or pain

After the first kid was born Dionysus would definitely be so emotional holding his son in his arms. Imagine him holding a sleepy newborn and Ariadne is exhausted but so happy i think Dionysus seeing both of them well and healthy would make him emotional with tears of joy (especially knowing his own past with his mother and him)

Oh their sons would never get bored that's for sure! Dionysus would know how to entertain the kids and Ariadne as well would always try new tricks to show to her kids. Especially with them moving so much their kids would see new places and the festives would be endless for the whole family to enjoy

So. Many. Pranks 😨 poor Ariadne had to deal with an army of men in her family from their scandals

Both would want to make sure nothing is missing from their kids lives and would provide them everything. Of course the Maenads and Satyrs would help raise the kids as well

They always however gave them freedom to do whatever they wanted in their lives. If it's something to know from them as parents is that they disliked being confined or controlled by their family.

But also it was bittersweet despite the many children and later their grandchildren they knew it wouldn't last. Both were immortal but all their kids would eventually wither so they would always support their kid's paths and be grateful for being in their lives.

Bonus some of their sons being important in the myths:

Oenopion: Became king of Chios and introduced winemaking to the island, later blinded the giant Orion.

Staphylus: Associated with grapes and fertility; fathered children linked to Apollo’s myth and Trojan prophecy.

Thoas: Became king of Lemnos; father of Hypsipyle, whose sons with Jason connected his line to the Argonauts.

And this is why Bulbasaur will always be my favorite pokemon. He rocked a Togepi until they were happy and he cut down an apple for them. Pure bean energy

It’s physically impossible to find a more wholesome Pokemon than Bulbasaur

I upgraded Little Chuck's design cause it just wasn't sitting well with me......but I think I like this design better! I'm in the process of making new comics explaining my story line a bit more, but life gets in the way.

I don't know if anyone actually reads or looks at the stuff I post (besides the couple of amazing people who have ty btw) but it helps to look at amazing art everyday made by other people. I know I'm not as talented as most of them, but I hope who ever does read this enjoys the adventures of Little Chuck!

First Kiss- First of all bitch, blood is a no go for me🤢🤮

Best Friend- You are precious and I love you🥰😍

Enemy- Bitch, I dont even remember you're fucking name😡😤

Ex-Lover- You know what, I ain't even mad. Probably had some great damn sex though🥵🥴

One night stand- I would be both terrified and turned on from his intimidation😰🥵

Lover- Boy, I got about 13 cook books I got you baby🍽🍻🥢

Your #1 fan- Bitch if you don't get your dusty crusty musty ass out of here🤬🤬🤬

Betrayed by- Dude, I forgot your name too. At least I won't feel bad for beating two bitches up😏🖕

Saved By- Yes Kirby Jr. can save me any day, any time🥰🥰