This Picture Is Literally The First Ever "tutorial" That Explained Something In A Way That My ADHD Ass

Irondad headcannon

You know that thing when you did something bad and your parents just go: “imma gonna take you phone away.”

Welp, Tony Stark tried it once too. Peter just got in a fight (details doesn’t matter, the bad guy got kick in the ass and peter three bullets into his chest) and Tony just took his phone away.

10 minutes later Tony passes Peter again and Peter is holding in hand some new phone, even better than the one he got before, it has even a AI and a drink holder and everything, and Tony is just like;, Where did you got this? Peter, who gave it to you?!” And Peter just looks up and takes off his EDIT glasses like that (yk, just like Tony does) and is all like cool and w a special cool voice and he says;, nobody get me it. I built it.”

And Tony just doesn’t know if he should be more proud or pissed off.

Yeeeees Stevie, you don’t even know how much I do.

Awwwwww ❤❤❤

painted some thoughts re: steve rogers and illness

Já naprosto vyšiluju ve svým pokoji v jednu ráno, protože tohle je tak strašná pravda! <3

Kněžna Libuše je lesba a girlboss

But better

another one of #but better serie here! tadaaaa:

Heroes

Captain America taught me that even if I’m a little, tiny sassy asthmatic shit, I still can be a (super)hero

Ironman taught me that doesn’t matter how deep I will be, the main thing is that I wouldn’t stay here

Black Widow taught me that I can be a bitch who fights as well as men, and yet I can still have feelings (and sometimes not under my control)

Hawkeye taught me that doesn’t matter if I’m weak or broke, what matters are my skills and inteligence

Agent Peggy Carter taught me that even if they think that I’m not good enough to do something, I’m still capable of more than I can ever imagine

James Bucky Barnes taught me that even if I did something bad in my past, it doesn’t define my future

Peter Parker taught me that everybody’s adventure is out here, waiting for all of us to find it

and finally

Stan Lee taught me all these things plus that;

My fantasy is a magical power and I shouldn’t be ashamed to use it

I’m capable of amazing things, all I have to do is to trust to myself

That to be a little weird for others means also that I have so much more joy and hapiness in my life than them.

Okay, a little “out of debate” post today but I just needed to wrote that down.

Can confirm it’s true

Bisexuality

POV: you're in the middle of negotiating a cattle drive contract with two drovers who won't sit down on chairs

Anyway. Caption contest!

Do you guys think that Tuco crosses himself so often because his brother is a priest