This Guys Gets It.

Recession core but being away at school. My mom called me to talk but then proceeded to get into a fight with my dad while I’m stuck on the phone listening. Feels just like 2008

I need to be sedated at once

I am starting a thread of songs I want people to make edits to. TikTok, YouTube, I don’t care if you send it to me through the mail on a dvd, if it has these songs to two (or more) queer fuckers I’ll watch it. Thank you.

-poltergeist by Blackbear featuring Baywatch

Chat, politely, when is it my turn to crash out?

Sike! Sad grrrrl hours have ended!

*Enter chill girl vibes

Chat, if he doesn’t text me this weekend do I just give up?

This is how MHA got me. Like come on man I’ve never been cool but now I have zero hope. And when I open the mystery character packs it’s like fucking cocaine if I get something good. Pupils dilated, heart rate elevates, I’m literally high out of my fucking mind on serotonin. It’s a $5 plastic toy that looks cheap as hell. To be it’s free drugs.

it's so wild to me that you absolutely cannot force a hyperfixation to happen. like you'll watch the most perfectly tailor-made-for-you content that everyone says you'll love and feel absolutely nothing, and then the thing you watch on a whim to fill time will reach through the screen and put its damn fingers in your brain and start rearranging the neurons right in front of you and every single time you're like THIS??? THIS??????? and this happens like every 6-12 months forever

Chat. I am making mutuals.

This guy is my bestie.

You know what is a humbling experience? It being so cold that when you go out for your smoke the damn thing has to be relit every individual hit. Just so fucking brick out that it physically won’t stay lit. And I’m still out here trying. Still relighting. Metaphorical finger raised to the wind that’s cold enough to kill a person as I flick the clipper.