I Would Absolutely Prefer Befriending A Dragon Over Sex

I FINALLY WROTE IT!!!! ENJOY MY CRYPTID BATFAMILY FANFICTION!!!!

HOW??????

Story Prompt: Titan Luz but amnesiac

When Luz died, she was still holding her pile of Memory Pictures. When she disintegrated, the Memories did as well 

She wasn’t affected by this in the In-Between, since she was separated from her body in that form, so she was still able to accept the power of the Titan.

But once she came back, her only memories were about the In-Between and the Now.

After the battle, Luz stays as a Titan. But when Eda and King go in for a hug, she just backs away and says “Uh sorry but, who are you?”

1995

Your phone battery percentage determines what year of the 1900s you'll live in.

How screwed are you?

It's Not Over by Ck9c and Elizabeth Ann

I have it on loop right now lol

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

I absolutely love this entire chain

Another de-aged Danny au, but he's with Dan & Ellie & Jazz as well.

Jason has like just arrived back to Gotham, caused chaos in the underbelly due to well, 8 heads in a duffle bag, and is just starting his takeover of Crime Alley. It's going good, great even! And then he busts some sort of gang or smuggling ring run by people in white suits and there's... holy shit why do these four toddlers have Lazarus eyes?!

Is that a lab?! And Lazarus waters?! Jason might be a bit mad but he's not an asshole, he's not going to just leave these kids here to the streets. He can't just take them to the Batclan either, and as much as he begrudgingly trusts Talia, he sure as fuck doesn't trust Ras. Who knows what he'd do to four... what are they, pit-kids?

Now he's juggling his whole revenge-thing, running a criminal empire, taking over Gotham's underbelly, and being a single dad. At least the goonion seems to be down for helping, seeing as he's making Crime Alley safer...? .... Fuck he needs some proper sleep

It's in the eyes

I NEEDED THIS Thank you, I have been wondering how bad their injuries could be every time I rewatched the movie and wanted a fanfic (whether written by someone else or by me) about the issues that could come from them

Thank you SO MUCH for this glorious information.

A Medically Accurate Analysis of the ROTTMNT Movie - Masterpost

With the help of an ER Nurse with multiple years in her field, this is a Masterpost for an analysis on the Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie on what their injuries would be were the movie seen through a realistic lens. These injuries were figured out through hours of research into the movie and injuries that could come from certain attacks, and were proofread by an EMT who said it was accurate.

This post is dedicated to the angst lovers, artists, and writers out there who enjoy being realistic or accurate in their depictions of injuries and ailments. This is for you <3

Each character's injury list has a timestamp and description of the event that caused their injuries.

And at long last, the posts.

Rules - The 'rules' of the analysis

Benefit(s) of the Doubt - Caveats, so I can excuse how Leo's somehow alive

Leo’s Injuries

Donnie’s Injuries

Raph’s Injuries

Mikey’s Injuries

April’s Injuries

Casey Jr’s Injuries

Splinter’s Injuries

Brain Injuries

DISCLAIMER: Injuries are impossible to accurately predict, as this is both in a fictional setting and the fact that the same event could give different injuries to different people depending on many, many factors. These are theories.

Asks are open in reference to this post, and if you have anything you want to ask me about injuries in ROTTMNT episodes, for example, I’ll be happy to answer them!

Reblogs would be much appreciated, I’ve spent weeks working on this analysis between my jobs and schoolwork, and working around the schedule of professionals and their own schedules!!

Wrote a thing based on a shit ton of Cryptid Batfam I've read and seen on both AO3 and here. I'm still working on the second chapter, which will be more detailed regarding lore.

Enjoy.

I had permission to write this :3

I got Jimmy Neutron. God damnit. We're two different sides of the spectrum; I'm not gonna be able to write in such conditions!!!!

pick one, this is who youre spending Christmas with

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