Winkler - Giles Corren Winkler Is… A Lot. But This Bit Is Absolutely Spectacular. The Penis Is Flailing

Winkler - Giles Corren Winkler is… a lot. But this bit is absolutely spectacular. The penis is flailing around with enough force to wrench itself out of her hand, spewing semen everywhere, rattling around and generally behaving like a wild creature separate from the owner, which is some frightening imagery. This won a Bad Sex award, and I think it's flesh-themed enough for this contest. Like Zorro.

Mr Peanut - Adam Ross 1. Liquified heart coating the innards is extremely Fleshy, 2. 'exploded quickly' isn't the brag this guy thinks it is.

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Winkler: “And he came hard in her mouth and his dick jumped around and rattled on her teeth and he blacked out and she took his dick out of her mouth and lifted herself from his face and whipped the pillow away and he gasped and glugged at the air, and he came again so hard that his dick wrenched out of her hand and a shot of it hit him straight in the eye and stung like nothing he’d ever had in there, and he yelled with the pain, but the yell could have been anything, and as she grabbed at his dick, which was leaping around like a shower dropped in an empty bath, she scratched his back deeply with the nails of both hands and he shot three more times, in thick stripes on her chest. Like Zorro.”

Peanut: "He buried his face into Hannah’s c**t like a wanderer who’d found water in the desert. She tasted like a hot biscuit flavoured with pee. She grabbed his scruff and pulled his face to hers. They kissed, and she took his cock – it felt as thick as a Louisville Slugger – and guided him in. When he exploded – and he exploded quickly – he felt as if his heart had liquefied and then been shot out of him up through her vagina and uterus and her ovaries and up over her diaphragm and somehow down the vena cavity to her heart, his own now coating hers."