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Ren: Doc says “you know Ren what helps not being single, never mention you are in love with Minecraft only” (laughs) I mean. It’s—it’s a great game, Doc. Like, is this not the greatest game ever made? Like, the greatest experience ever made? It’s not just about the game, right? Like, dude, like—being a Hermit? Being on the Hermitcraft server is there anything, like, more awesome than this? I ask you. Listen, ladies, I love ya, you guys are (does a chef’s kiss) /mwah/. But is there anything better than being a Hermit? I say nay. I say nay. (five seconds of silence, his eyes flick to the camera knowingly) I mean there’s maybe /one/ thing better than being a Hermit. (Seconds of silence) But. Family friendly channel.

Ren: Being a Hermit’s the best thing there is, okay? (thirteen seconds of silence, then he laughs) Doc had to deal with groveling ladies? I’m sorry DocM, I’m sorry brother.

More Posts from Kaleidoscopeicsys and Others

6 months ago

The whole wifeswap bit was incredible and especially how you can see the gears turning in Gem’s head where she doesn’t want to call Joel her husband (funnier because Lizzie is on the server) and so logically defaults to wife. And everyone rolls with it!!

3 months ago

people with tooth decay aren't bad people. they aren't lazy either. neither are they unclean or irresponsible. tooth decay doesn't make you a bad person. you don't deserve mockery, judgement, or tooth pain for having any. the only thing people with tooth decay deserve is healthcare.

5 months ago

“DID/disordered plurality isn’t just about having silly guys in your brain, it’s about TRAUMA AND SUFFERING”

yeah ok sure. but it can also be about the silly guys. that’s okay too

8 months ago

I know nobody sees these posts, but I thought I'd post this anyway. My system and I are working on a data compendium of all things Complex Dissociative Disorders. This includes studies, diagnostic criteria, lived experiences of people with said disorders, and generally any information that would help clinicians and the general public to understand these disorders. If there's a study, book, or other reputable source of information that you would recommend we include data from or link, please send it our way. -Phantom


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6 months ago

I know the sword eating was accidental but I simply can't ignore how beautiful it is, so here's a lil drabble about it. Warning for gore, enjoy this I guess.

Pearl doesn't want to kill, she doesn't want to be crazy, but they make her crazy. They sneer at her and cringe with fear, they hate her and fear her and whisper that she'll kill them all soon. They drive her mad with their whispering and then they betray her and she just can't take it anymore, she becomes the monster they want her to be. She doesn't want to be a monster, as the water fills her lungs she eats her sword, she won't take another life she tells herself as she devours the blade which would fell so many; Blood wells in her throat as her singed body sinks to the bottom of the aquatic cavern. She rises again, the madness and rage welling up within her once again, she will not keep her promise.


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5 months ago

Please, please never do this. It was alright on its own I guess, it wasn't great warm but it wasn't the worst. Please, please never add orange juice and rockstar to it. The orange Gilgamesh is the love child of the potion of instant spoiled milk post and the white Gilgamesh post, and I wish this fucked up baby got aborted

Y'all remember the white Gilgamesh? I'm going to make something worse, something Better; the orange Gilgamesh. I will report back when I have acquired the ingredients.


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1 month ago

reclusive child with elaborate imagination and maladaptive daydreaming to plural teenager who doesn’t identify with thier own body anymore pipeline is unfortunatelg real

6 months ago

THEYRE SO CUTE OMG

Go My Snails

go my snails

[notes undercut]

Not much to say, they're literally just snails brugh. It was a nice challenge, I rarely get to practice creature design, translating from mc clothes to molluscs while still paying (some, quotations) respects to the original source material.

Go My Snails
Go My Snails
Go My Snails
Go My Snails
3 weeks ago

POTS pro tip - if you need to stand up or stay standing and your blood is going to pool in your feet, squeeze all of the muscles in your legs, HARD. It will help keep blood from pooling by forcing your blood vessels to constrict. The Air Force trains their pilots to do it so they don't pass out under high g forces, so it works. If it's not working, try doing it sitting until you feel like you've got the hang of it. If it still doesn't work, at least you tried.


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